CORRECT LYRICS
Lyrics : ...Concerning the Abduction of Lil’ James Kidd (As Heard on Track ”one”)
(...four)
When Little James thinks he can't make it
Well, he settles down and takes it
Even when green apple aliens monitored his [?]
When he was desolate and naked
In the damp and darkened spaceship
He uttered a prayer and grinned
The aliens couldn't figure him out
Well the cosmic beings held a cosmic meeting
And rethought their apocalyptic plans
Humans observed from space
We're a war-ridden race
If this James is [?] good
Perhaps the destruction of Earth and the Galaxy's rebirth
Could wait just a few years
They removed the metal wiring and released James to Earth
With a cynical pat on the back
James went home and opened his desk and
Cigar box full of comics and read the Amazing Spider-Man 4 all night
His parents never knew he was gone
27 years later, he hears a digitized voice just like Darth Vader's
Calling him to his window
In the moonlight stand three blowing alien wretches
James stretches, and hears the warning
On a quiet future morning, his alien friends will destroy everyone but him
And a few selected, few selected by James himself
I'm glad I was always nice to James
When Little James thinks he can't make it
Well, he settles down and takes it
Even when green apple aliens monitored his [?]
When he was desolate and naked
In the damp and darkened spaceship
He uttered a prayer and grinned
The aliens couldn't figure him out
Well the cosmic beings held a cosmic meeting
And rethought their apocalyptic plans
Humans observed from space
We're a war-ridden race
If this James is [?] good
Perhaps the destruction of Earth and the Galaxy's rebirth
Could wait just a few years
They removed the metal wiring and released James to Earth
With a cynical pat on the back
James went home and opened his desk and
Cigar box full of comics and read the Amazing Spider-Man 4 all night
His parents never knew he was gone
27 years later, he hears a digitized voice just like Darth Vader's
Calling him to his window
In the moonlight stand three blowing alien wretches
James stretches, and hears the warning
On a quiet future morning, his alien friends will destroy everyone but him
And a few selected, few selected by James himself
I'm glad I was always nice to James
