CORRECT LYRICS

Lyrics : FTJ (f*ck Trader Joe’s)


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I was walking down Aisle 4 looking for a chocolate cookie to munch on, only to find the atrocity known as Joe Joes. What the f**k is a Joe Joe


f**k Trader Joe's for real
They cannot cut me a deal
I got a Banana
They told me $25 just for the peel

f**k Trader Joe's on God
I want me some pasta
I ended up leaving with GMO
Free, range kale salsa

f**k Trader Joe's
f**k Trader Joe's
f**k Trader Joe's
f**k Trader Joe's!

f**k Trader Joe's
f**k Trader Joe's
f**k Trader Joe's
f**k Trader Joe's!

What the f**k is a Joe's O's
f**king Cheerios, what the f**k!

My bank account cannot afford
Their cheese f**king boards
That Bree, I just want more
And provolone I'll eat for sure

Their workers are so nice I ain't joking
It really just feels like they're boasting
I just shop for the conversations
Because of my lack of human relations

f**k Trader Joe's
f**k Trader Joe's
f**k Trader Joe's
f**k Trader Joe's!

f**k Trader Joe's
f**k Trader Joe's
f**k Trader Joe's
f**k Trader Joe's!

f**king Joe Joe's
Candy Cane Joe Joe's?
Take my money!!!