CORRECT LYRICS
Lyrics : Teaching Jake about the Camcorder, Jan ’97
*TV powers on*
*button click*
-steady, use both hands at all times. That's some expensive technology you're holding!
Attaboy! *laughs* Look at you, Mr. Director! Mr. Big-Shot-Director over here! The next Steven Spielberg, goodness. Hon, come take a look, Jake's holding it like a professional.
Ohp, you're zooming in, bud. Look through the viewfinder. The... the little tube thing on the top... you know what, hold on.
Okay. So. The only button you need to worry about is this red one right here- don't press it right now! That's gonna start and stop thе recording. And never prеss the rewind button or else you might record over a precious memory. Alright? So we always want to keep the recording going forward, okay bud? Okay. We can always just start a new tape.
Now keep me centered. And get my good side! Ooh! Rrr! Hah!
Look at you, you're a natural. Are you sure I never taught you this before? It's like deja vu. You're so good, bud.
Oh, no, both hands, Jake. Jake! Both hands! Jake!
*button click*
*tape rewinding*
*button click*
-hold it steady, use both hands at all times. That's some expensive technology you're holding. Attaboy! *laughs* Look at you, Mr. Director! Mr. Big-Shot-Director over here! The next Steven Spielberg, goodness. Hon, come take a look, Jake's holding it like a professional.
Ohp, you're zooming in, bud. Look through the viewfinder. The... the little tube thing on the top... oh, hold on.
Okay. So. The only button you really need to worry about is this red one right here- don't press it right now! That's what's gonna start and stop the recording. And, ooh! Never, ever press the rewind button or you might accidentally record over a precious memory. We always keep the recording going forward, okay bud? Alright. We can always just get a new tape.
Now keep me centered. Make sure to get my good side! Ooh! Rrr! Hah!
Look at you, you're a natural. Are you sure I never taught you this before?
Both hands, Jake. Jake! Jake!
*button click*
*tape rewinding*
*button click*
-look at you, Mr. Director! Mr. Big-Shot-Director over here! The next Steven Spielberg, goodness. Hon, come take a look, Jake's holding it like a professional.
Ohp, you're zooming in, bud. Look through the viewfinder. The... the like, the tube thing on the top... you know what, hold on.
Okay, okay. So, bud, the only button you need to worry about is this red one right here- don't press it right now! That's what's gonna start and stop the recording. And never, ever press the rewind button...
Jake? No, not... Jake? Hah... It's good to see you, buddy! You got so... You're an adult! Wow. Wow... Jake, I don't know why-
*button click*
*tape rewinding*
*button click*
-hold it steady, use both hands at all times. That's some very expensive technology you're holding. Attaboy! *laughs* Look at you, Mr. Director! Mr. Big-Shot-Director over here! Goodness! Hon, come take a lo-
Who are you? How did you get in my house? Jake, stay where you are. Who are you? Who are you-Talk, goddamnit, who are you!?
*scratching noises*
Who are you? Say something, who are you!? WHO ARE YOU? WHO ARE YOU!?
*button click*
*tape rewinding*
*button click*
-ohp, you're zooming in, bud.
Jake. Jake, why... why do you keep watching this tape? Jake, I'm so thankful for the time we had together, but you can't keep reliving it. That's... that's not gonna bring me back. That's not gonna make you happy. So I'm... I'm asking you to stop watching. Please. Please, Jake, stop watching the tape.
*button click*
*tape rewinding*
*button click*
-hold it steady, use both hands at all times. That's some very expensive technology you're holding.
*deep breath*
*whimpering breath*
*static*
Jake, I know you were just th- Jake! Jake. Jake... I- I don't know what it is that you're trying to gain from replaying this video, but I can promise you you're not gonna find it. One tape isn't gonna hold the answer to... whatever. I love you, Jake. I don't want you to get stuck. Jake, say something. You're not-
*button click*
*tape rewinding*
*button click*
-hold it steady, use both hands at all times. That's some very expensive technology you're holding. Attaboy! *laughs* Look at you, Mr. Director! Mr. Big-Shot-Director over here! The next Steven Spielberg, goodness. Hon, come take a look, Jake's holding it like a professional.
Ohp, you're zooming in, bud. Look through the viewfinder. The... the little tube thing on the top... oh, hold on.
Okay. *scratching noises* Ha-aaaaaahhhh... Hhhahhaaaaaaaaaaaa... *screaming* *static*
-hold it steady, use both hands at all times. That's some expensive technology you're holding. [quietly] Attaboy.
*jittery static*
*button click*
*rewinding noises*
*button click*
-steady, use both hands at all times. That's some expensive technology you're holding!
Attaboy! *laughs* Look at you, Mr. Director! Mr. Big-Shot-Director over here! The next Steven Spielberg, goodness. Hon, come take a look, Jake's holding it like a professional.
Ohp, you're zooming in, bud. Look through the viewfinder. The... the little tube thing on the top... you know what, hold on.
Okay. So. The only button you need to worry about is this red one right here- don't press it right now! That's gonna start and stop thе recording. And never prеss the rewind button or else you might record over a precious memory. Alright? So we always want to keep the recording going forward, okay bud? Okay. We can always just start a new tape.
Now keep me centered. And get my good side! Ooh! Rrr! Hah!
Look at you, you're a natural. Are you sure I never taught you this before? It's like deja vu. You're so good, bud.
Oh, no, both hands, Jake. Jake! Both hands! Jake!
*button click*
*tape rewinding*
*button click*
-hold it steady, use both hands at all times. That's some expensive technology you're holding. Attaboy! *laughs* Look at you, Mr. Director! Mr. Big-Shot-Director over here! The next Steven Spielberg, goodness. Hon, come take a look, Jake's holding it like a professional.
Ohp, you're zooming in, bud. Look through the viewfinder. The... the little tube thing on the top... oh, hold on.
Okay. So. The only button you really need to worry about is this red one right here- don't press it right now! That's what's gonna start and stop the recording. And, ooh! Never, ever press the rewind button or you might accidentally record over a precious memory. We always keep the recording going forward, okay bud? Alright. We can always just get a new tape.
Now keep me centered. Make sure to get my good side! Ooh! Rrr! Hah!
Look at you, you're a natural. Are you sure I never taught you this before?
Both hands, Jake. Jake! Jake!
*button click*
*tape rewinding*
*button click*
-look at you, Mr. Director! Mr. Big-Shot-Director over here! The next Steven Spielberg, goodness. Hon, come take a look, Jake's holding it like a professional.
Ohp, you're zooming in, bud. Look through the viewfinder. The... the like, the tube thing on the top... you know what, hold on.
Okay, okay. So, bud, the only button you need to worry about is this red one right here- don't press it right now! That's what's gonna start and stop the recording. And never, ever press the rewind button...
Jake? No, not... Jake? Hah... It's good to see you, buddy! You got so... You're an adult! Wow. Wow... Jake, I don't know why-
*button click*
*tape rewinding*
*button click*
-hold it steady, use both hands at all times. That's some very expensive technology you're holding. Attaboy! *laughs* Look at you, Mr. Director! Mr. Big-Shot-Director over here! Goodness! Hon, come take a lo-
Who are you? How did you get in my house? Jake, stay where you are. Who are you? Who are you-Talk, goddamnit, who are you!?
*scratching noises*
Who are you? Say something, who are you!? WHO ARE YOU? WHO ARE YOU!?
*button click*
*tape rewinding*
*button click*
-ohp, you're zooming in, bud.
Jake. Jake, why... why do you keep watching this tape? Jake, I'm so thankful for the time we had together, but you can't keep reliving it. That's... that's not gonna bring me back. That's not gonna make you happy. So I'm... I'm asking you to stop watching. Please. Please, Jake, stop watching the tape.
*button click*
*tape rewinding*
*button click*
-hold it steady, use both hands at all times. That's some very expensive technology you're holding.
*deep breath*
*whimpering breath*
*static*
Jake, I know you were just th- Jake! Jake. Jake... I- I don't know what it is that you're trying to gain from replaying this video, but I can promise you you're not gonna find it. One tape isn't gonna hold the answer to... whatever. I love you, Jake. I don't want you to get stuck. Jake, say something. You're not-
*button click*
*tape rewinding*
*button click*
-hold it steady, use both hands at all times. That's some very expensive technology you're holding. Attaboy! *laughs* Look at you, Mr. Director! Mr. Big-Shot-Director over here! The next Steven Spielberg, goodness. Hon, come take a look, Jake's holding it like a professional.
Ohp, you're zooming in, bud. Look through the viewfinder. The... the little tube thing on the top... oh, hold on.
Okay. *scratching noises* Ha-aaaaaahhhh... Hhhahhaaaaaaaaaaaa... *screaming* *static*
-hold it steady, use both hands at all times. That's some expensive technology you're holding. [quietly] Attaboy.
*jittery static*
*button click*
*rewinding noises*
