CORRECT LYRICS

Lyrics : Medium Rare

E-excuse me, are you the me-

Oh sit down, hon, I’ve been expecting you

Oh, great! Then I guess you must know that I’m looking for Stalagmi--

It’s mighty fine that you showed up here, kid
I’ve got just the thing that you need
A bridge between every spiritual plane
Even if the person you’re calling is deed!

He’s not dead

Is he deed?

...I don’t think so?

You wanna talk, I’ve got every ear on the line
But I take payment up front, a nominal fee
Other psychics are quacks, but I’m the real dеal
So the price is worth it for someonе like me!
'Cause I’m a Medium Rare
All my jobs get well done
If you can pay, I’ll make your day
I’ll grill these ghosts and toast their buns
If you know what I mean!

I’m not sure I do. The thing is, I need to-

I see that you are wearing some valuable gems

Yes, this is my armor, I-

One or two or three of those should do just fine

Wait, no, please... Please don't take those. I need those for later. I-

Now remember, after, you can’t complain
All sales are final, now let’s open my mind

I reach out to you spirits. Speak through me! Let me reach you Stalag-
Huh? Who is this? Nobody’s supposed to be able to reach me

Is that the... Is that the private investigator?

Whoever you are, beware! He’s coming! He’s almost there! Look out for-

Now, I’m sorry, but that’s all you’ll get for those jewels

But I didn't get anything! What are you ta-

No refunds, sorry, those are the rules

Cause I’m a Medium Rare
But even I know when I’m in too deep
With what’s at steak, it’s gonna take
A little more grease, ‘cause this ain’t cheap

I’m a Medium Rare!