She may have legs, but her love affair doesn't!
I didn't feel any sparks, did you?
No electricity whatsoever!
What's the poor sweet child to do?
It's such a shame
It's such a crime
[FL
OTSAM]To be so close
And yet so far
So overdue
Yet underpar
So out of time
It's too sublime
Sweet Child!
JETSAM
Poor child
And now her second sun has set!
JETSAM
Dear child!
Lost child!
There's still some hope-
Ya wanna bet?
No
One more day to get her lovepeck
One more day to snag her man
And then the squid will hit the fan
She'll be disgraced
Ugh Debased
Reviled
Poor child...!