Ate eight bananas and I thought about a jog
Legged it around the gaff and took my top off
I look crap with my top off
I look crap with my top off
Spend my time watching Top Gear with my trousers down
Covered in Sudocrem and talking to myself
Garlic curry cheese chips
Garlic curry cheese chips
Digestive fingernails are sogging from your mug
Looks like an Art Attack when tilted from a shelf
I don't know what she wants
I don't know what she wants
Wish I was a wife
Wish I was a wife
Wish I was a wife
Wish I was a wife
Digestive fingernails are sogging from your mug
Looks like an Art Attack when tilted from a shelf
I don't know what she wants
I don't know what she wants
Wish I was a wife
Wish I was a wife
Wish I was a wife
Wish I was a wife