CORRIGER LES PAROLES

Paroles : Steve vs Mr. Game & Watch - Epic Rap Battles of Cancer

(0:10) Steve:
I’m feeling so fine baby, finally get to diss you out
Get my sh*t straight, suck my d**k, have you moan and pout
You better run off when I grab my diamond sword and shield
You’re not cool, You’re my slave, so get back to the fields
I am a legend, created by the one and only Notch
You were created by a ching chong, suck my blocky c*ck
Minecraft, My-Craft, you’re f**king homosexual
You’re a 2D flat a** b*t*h, barely even flexible
How old are you, Grandpa? You have f**king chicken bones
You let freedom ring but never picked up the phone

(0:36) G&W:
N***a what the f**k? What was that actual crap
You may beat me in a fight but you forgettin I’m black
Your raps are like a pig, you should get back in the wild
And that’s Ironic considering I’m the Starving African Child
Hairstyle lookin like Zuckerberg, skin tone like a cookie
Kill yourself with an Iron sword, call yourself Yuri
Bring you to the Flat Zone, get beaten by my gang
Craft a blocky noose and leave your a** hanged
You’re a quitter, I’m quicker, My disses are sicker
Did you really expect me to lose to a sand n***a?

(1:02) Herobrine:
WHAT DID YOU F**KING SAY? I’LL HAVE YOU TORN APART
PUT MY A** ON YOUR FACE AND LET OUT A NICE SHART!
THIS IS THE END FOR YOU C**T, YOU LIVE NO MORE!
END YOUR LIFE WITH MY TANTS, BLOOD AND DEATH GALORE!

(1:13) G&W:
From the 80’s and I’ve lived longer than you ever will
Plain a** blue clothes, did you buy that at Goodwill?
You’ve been put to rest, left this fake pasta slain
Read the chat messages: “-Herobrine left the game”

(1:23) Nigward:
Just like my gun, in this battle, YOU B*T*HES BLEW IT!
I’m the best rapper and all of YOU GOD-DAMN KNEW IT!
You silly faggots p*ss me off more than Spongebob
I’M GOING TO END IT! F**K THIS PATTY-FLIPPING JOB (dies)
Squidward's Suicide:
Barnacle heads, F**k off, I’m workin on my art
Herobrine isn’t creepy, but really adds the gay part
This battle is retarded and super duper lame
See you in hell, I went out like Kurt Cobain