Correction Paroles Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu vs. The Boss Baby par Freshy Kanal

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Terrible Rap Battles of Comic Sans
Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu
Vs
The Boss Baby
Begin

Name’s Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu; b*t*h!
I’m a f**king gangster!
True Yakuza, shoot right through ya
You’re in f**king danger!
This sh*thead’s met a dead end
Now I’m taking ya to school, call it TedEd
Ain’t here to change your Pampies, I’ll get to dropping bodies
Cause when it comes to nannies, I’m more like f**king Maki!
Your work ethic is just something I can’t admire
Sucking up to higher-ups like they’re your damn pacifier!
Junko forced our whole cla** to watch Chiaki’s death and
It still brought less despair than your original on Netflix!
I’m more stonе-faced than f**king Munakata
So drop the Poker Facе Lady Googoogahgah!
Or I’ll drop a diss right on top a b*t*h and like your Oscar win
I’m f**king robbing this!

Ooh, would you look at that?
It’s the scary Danganronpa man!
Get real, they have a subdivision in Baby Corp. dedicated to all your fans! (Yuh!)
Each of your games is built from the same model;
Franchise so formulaic it’d fit in my dang bottle!
The moment that I popped in the womb, baby I balled in it!
I’ll win by more than a hair kid, I’mma Bald-win it!
Bring your whole clan and let’s get down to business
Yeah, the company I’m reppin’s used to putting down b*t*hes
Stacking layers of dough, dine on high cla** placenta
Rock Armani drip, leaving ya dripping Magenta
Slim Shady with an eye-patch won’t be a challenge
Dressing like a pirate; Gomez Addams!
I won’t be forgiving your horrible temper, cause I’m more heavy metal than your choice of a weapon
So don’t get too close when you’re stepping!
I’m the B-O-S-S, feel no stress, best hold your defenses
And that trashy written love story arc left you killed, bro
Seems Peko left you with Twilight Syndrome!
And uh… while you were bearing all the pain and trauma with the abrasions caused from all your time as head of the Yakuza
Well, I uh… took your baby mama, Pekoyama, showed her where babies come from
Put her to rest harder than Monokuma
Talk about Peko like that again… AND I’LL NASH YOUR F**KING TEETH IN!
Let’s see how much you wanna talk sh*t when I put my damn feet in this fetus, I leave him defeated
And dropped on a doorstep, and once I render you an orphan
How about I do what your parents should’ve and make this track your abortion!
This is one tape you’ll wish never gets played back, son;
You’re getting milked so hard, no wonder Francis can’t stand ya!
I dodged a Bullet; got my death swapped, Case 3, pre-production
Your film dodged a Bullet dropping Spacey before he touched it!
My kin taught me discipline, you got spoiled and pampered
I’d beat the sh*t jokes out ya, little kid, just to teach you some manners!
I guess I’m just too old to get your appeal, sorry
But you scream disaster more than a gender reveal party!

I’m tryna wrap my head around you but… I can’t tell what carries more weight:
Your shoulders from all your losses or… the swimsuit that caved your sister’s face!
God damn, baby numbnuts, how ‘bout you stop your whining?
Your lyrics are just nonsense: Jabberwock-y Island
I’d take out your last eye but you’re already so blind
While I’m a Bhad Bhabie, so catch me outside!
Talking to me, well you oughta get beat and get blown off of the scene like it’s Nagito’s dreams!
I’m so fly and I’m killing this mic
So watch this Blackened bird leave you dead in the night

Who won?
Who’s next?
We decide
Terrible Rap Battles of Comic Sans

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