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Sonic.EXE vs Tails Doll
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Tails Doll: Oh for f**ks sake, this isn’t the first time I’ve done this crap Do you even know how many goddamn f**king rap battles that we’ve had? But whatever, besides the point, I’ll leave this hedgehog raped You’re an even more overrated piece of garbage than The Rake Look at all this p*** and convince me that you aren’t gay Try to find me and I’ll make you run away You shouldn’t have tried to mess mess to mess with me I’m gonna leave you gone faster than when you were taken off the wiki Sonic.EXE: I see you want to play a game but I’m impossible to beat You and your sh*t t**s are too slow to try and lick my feet This is only the first act of my rap, you won’t last very long If you think you’re so good, wait until you see my hot blue schlong That gem on your head looks like a d**k, you must be trippin Now just shut the f**k up and get back in the kitchen I’ll tear you wide open and give you a good a** d**king Get ready for this jumpscare, you’re about to be sh*ttin Tails Doll: I’m gonna call you Chica cause you’re making me go like bruh Say you’re so original, you took your f**king laugh from Kefka Sonic.EXE, you know you ain’t sh*t without me Leave you beaten and bloody as if you were swarmed by bees Sonic.EXE: To all the gaming creepypastas, I’m like their f**king father Call me the grinch, now I’ll leak the entire Ultimate roster Your second verse was almost as bad as that album Ascend Here’s your warning, you better run, you can call me Ken The Observer: It’s The Observer, all you b*t*hes do on the mic is drool I forgot what 2 + 2 is, could someone please take me to school? Been sh*tting my pants lately but don’t tell the Operator J*rk off my black c*ck, you know I’m the real masturbater Sonic doesn’t stand a chance, he better run, hurry Before I slay both of you b*t*hes and leave you two swirvy! Okay now cla**, show your a** and tell me what you’ve learned How many retarded n***as does it take to know you can’t defeat the Observer? I’ve been watching you closely, in the shadows, I’ll be dwelling But I had to interrupt your verses cause they stank and were repelling Now it’s time for rape so put aside your bows and your pick And watch me take off my pants to reveal my huge d**k! Herobrine: HEY B*T*HES YOU KNOW IT’S ME MOTHERF**KING HEROBRINE ALL OF YOU FAGGOTS COMPARED TO ME IS REALLY REALLY SUBLIME ILL SPIT SOME HOT LAVA AND KILL YOU WITH MY DIAMOND SWORD TURN YOUR RENDER DISTANCE UP, STUPID F**KING NIGWARD AFTER I KILL THE OBSERVER I’LL DESTROY SONIC’S F**K BUDDY, TAILS ALL YOU GUYS ARE IS AN… EPIC FAIL! TRYING TO FACE ME WAS YOUR BIGGEST EVER MISTAKE LEMME GRAB A SHAMROCK SHAKE, NOW WE’RE GETTING BAKED Grey Man: It’s time to sh*t the bed, you’ll never escape C*m to five year olds while I haunt the dreamscape I wish there was a girl in here so I could touch some big t**s Once you’ve entered you can never leave the Violence District I’ll dump all your shamrock shakes out, do you hear me? I’ve got an even bigger d**k than that motherf**ker Ron Jeremy All of you are even weaker than the Ticket Taker End this verse out with a bang, Herobrine’s a f**king n***e- Ticket Taker: It’s time for you to watch a movie based on your defeat Take a seat and watch this movie, It’ll end with my Schmeet You guys certainly can’t rap, on the mic you’re sounding frantic For all of you this will end even worse than the T**anic Stop the sh*t for a second so I can take a large poo Oh hey, look there’s a cow, say sh*t (moo) Kurby got Michael Jackson, now that’s a f**king TeeHee Thank you for listening to the verse, now please enjoy the movie Creepy Black: Shut the f**k up n***a, you’ve had no relevance or fame Once Creepy Black enters into battle I’ll reset your game Am I a pokemon or a ghost? F**k, I really don’t know All that I know is that I flow so good it feels like a B******, cause with all of my ability, I can Put you all to rest with my golden rain like Yellow Man Your movie theater is a bit messy, it could probably be painted Facing off against me will only leave all of you fainted Who Was Phone: Who was I? Well I was motherf**king PHONE I say N-word cause I funny with the funny tone I might spit but all of you guys might swallow on my d**k N***A SHIIIT, call me pewdiepie when I take a sh*t Who Was Phone coming in fast Better look away when I show you my a** Call me P*n*s Parker cause I’m really gettin’ high Shut the f**k up cause you’re probably into guys Eat my sh*t cause you suck If you dislike this battle then I’ll make sure to f**k Your grandma, i’ll really make that b*t*h moan Wait a minute, who are you? WHO WAS PHONE? Squidward's Suicide: Barnacle n***as, shut the f**k up, I’m working on my art You call yourself t**ty sh*tties but you lack the t**ty part All you guys are is a bunch of fata** smelly turds I’m gonna kill myself cause of chicken-eating Nigward Begone, JUST DO IT! If I see your mom then I’ll DO IT! My toilet’s f**king broken, cause Fapward SPREAD HIS GOO ON IT Japward’s cooking ramen even when I’m deceased F**k it, I don’t care anymore, just let me rest in peace.. Slender-Man: Let’s take it back quickly to 2011 Where I was in my prime and f**king all the children Now let's take it back to 2018 Where n***as are scared of being like Subnormal, being beaned But now it’s my arrival, Slender-Man is here to strike I made all of you what you are and now you won’t be able to fight Your one and only god, but this time, I’m actually real Going up against Slenderman, your a**es will be sealed Sonic and Tails, you guys are irrelevant Herobrine waiting for a patient elegant Relevance to come back, but he’s excrement Observer and Grey Man, been long since your element Taker was hesitant but let me give my sentiment Creepy Black, Squidward you’re far from pestilent Arrogant thinking that you’re heaven-sents You just take everything that I’ve done, it’s evident You don’t stand out from the rest, you’ve caused your own doom When’s the next battle coming? I dunno, hopefully soon But as for now, I’m gonna have to put this one to rest Slender-Man is the best, now let me suck on your breasts
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