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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CANCER! Slender-Man VS Freddy Fazbear! BEGIN! Hello It's me, Slender-Man, you f**king cracker jack Unlike you Freddy FazSack, I don’t hate the blacks I will rape you with my tentacles and you'll like it But f**k, then It's not rape, well you can call me Pickle Rick The creepypasta legend, created in ‘09 with a big d**k Your restaurants and your pizza all smell like sh*t Told me you were Withered Freddy but you didn’t do bits You just evolved into the first bear with t**s I see a little n***a inside my pizzeria Thinks he can escape? That's funny, mama mia Just like my nose during winter, you'll be very runny Ooga chaka, ooga chaka, n***ers in my tummy! A slender n***a is really trying to come at me? Kidnapping children in the forest, now that's "very scary" Keeping his relevance? Very rarely And by the end of this battle he'll be dug into a cemetery Oh no, Angry Video Game Sh*tter, I'm so very scared By a bear except he's gay and he's lost all of his hair I will cut off his d**k like I suck on a clit He’s called Freddy Fazbear but should be Freddy FazB*t*h Collect my 8 pages and wipe them with your a** Then take a big fart and run for it very fast It’s the end for Freddy and his whole queer band crew Now you should know, there's no one here to save you Ahh- What the f**k Hey little n***a, it’s me. The motherf**king boss I cut up underage pu**y and I eat it with some sauce There's no way in Notch you will ever get past me Because when little babies see Herobrine, they pee Once I steal all your diamonds you'll cry like Bow Wow We're going to get some shamrock shakes. LIKE NOW! Come with me onto the floor, we’ll have a nice dance Then I'll f**king murder you with my enchanted diamond tants Little Herobrine, I'm c*mming in your mom Call me Saddam Hussein because I'm dropping rap bombs Yes, that's right, you won't stand my large pick I didn't say d**k but instead I said pick, get it, you d**k? I need to eat some babies, need to shart on the blacks You're a hoax confirmed by Mojang and I'm high on crack This was even more easier than cooking a cow After I remove Herobrine, I'll hit you with a bling-blow This battle was sh*t Why did we have to wait one month for it? You said you were sh*tting but didn't take sh*ts You just evolved into the first viral myth went to sh*t You said you had to get some things off your chests So why the f**k do you keep eating chicken breasts? Think you're so slick? Well come down and lick my feet WAIT, SLENDER, STOP! SHE'S ONLY SEVENTEEN! Oh WroeToShaw, you stinky-stanky fad Seeing your disstracks really makes me want to fap I'm so slick on the track that you could call me Slendy But don't mistake me for that black and white n***a, Bendy What's wrong, little n***a? Why you looking blue? It looks like as if a bird took a sh*t on your black shoes This is my disstrack and you're not coming back from it Open your mouth for when I stab you with my slender d**k
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