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Jesus Thinks You’re A Jerk [Live At Nassau Coliseum, Uniondale, NY 3/25/88]
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Frank Zappa
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There's an ugly little weasel 'bout three-foot nine Face puffed up from cryin' 'n lyin' 'Cause her sweet little hubby's Suckin' prong part time (Hoo) In the name of The Lord Get a clue, little shrew Oh yeah, oh yeah Jesus thinks you're a j*rk Would he really choose Tammy to do His Work? Let's just think about that for a moment (Wa-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha!) Robertson says that he's the one Oh he sure is If Armageddon is your idea of family fun And he's got some planned for you! Now, tell me that ain't true Now, what if Jimbo's slightly gay Will Pat let Jimbo get away? Everything we've heard him say Indicates that Jim must pay And it just might hurt a bit But keep that money rollin' in Cause Pat and naughty Jimbo Can't get enough of it Perhaps it's their idea Of an Affirmative Action olan To give white trash a special break When they took those Jeezo-bucks and ran To the bank, to the bank to the bank, to the bank And every night we can hear them thank Their Buddy, up above For sending down his love While you all smell the glove Jim and Pat should take a pole Right up each saintly glory-hole With tar and feathers, too Just like they'd love to do to you 'Cause they think you are bad And they are very mad Cause some folks don't want prayer in school! We'd need an ark to survive the drool Of micro-publicans raised on hate And 'Jimbo-Jumbo' when they graduate Convinced they are the chosen ones And all their parents carry guns And hold them cards in the N.R.A With their fingers on the trigger When they kneel and pray With a Ku-Klux muumuu in the back of the truck If you ain't Born Again They wanna mess you up Screamin' "No abortion, no-siree! Life's too precious, can't you see!" What's that hangin' from a neighbor's tree? Why, it looks like colored folks to me Would they do that? They've been doing it for years! Seriously? And now, ladies and gentlemen, the dynamic Eric Buxton Imagine if you will A multi-millionaire TV Evangelist Saved from Korean Combat duty by his father, a U.S. Senator Studied law, but is not qualified to practice it Father of a "love child" Who, in a****hood, hosts the remnants Of papa's religious propaganda program Claims not to be a "Faith Healer," But has, in the past dealt sternly with everything from Hemorrhoids to hurricanes Involved with funding for an 'undeclared war' in Central America Claiming Ronald Reagan and Oliver North as close friends Involved in suspicous 'tax-avoidance schemes' Under investigation for sixteen months by the I.R.S Claims to be a man of god Currently seeking the United States presidency Hoping we will all follow him into the Twilight Zone Good work, Eric! Good! What if Pat gets in the White House, even Eric? No f**kin' way, Ike, he ain't getting in this time And suddenly, ha-ha-ha! He's gonna try again in '92 The rights of 'certain people' disappear Well? Mysteriously? Now, wouldn't that sort of qualify As an American Tragedy? Oh-ho-ho-ho Especially if he covers it up And I mean that Sayin' "Jesus told it to me!" Just me, babe Like we're tight, we're like this I hope we never see that day In the land of the free Or someday will we? Will we? And if you don't know by now The truth of what I'm tellin' you Then, surely I have failed somehow Sigh! Surely I have failed somehow Oh Tammy, isn't it romantic? Surely I have failed somehow And Jesus (Ow!) Will think I'm a j*rk, just like you If you let those TV Preachers Make a monkey out of you Oh-oh oh-oh (Tell 'em up) I said Jesus will think you're a j*rk And it would be true! There's an old rugged cross In the land of the cotton They keep a-burnin' out there on the lawn But those a**holes are still just as rotten! Jim and Tammy! Whoa, baby! You gotta go! You really got to go! Jim and Tammy got to go
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