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Guilty As Charged 2020
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XPWEW GUILTILY AS CHARGED January 19th, 2020 Seattle, Washington Angel of the Winds Arena Video Package: Recapping that it is a new decade upon us, who will capture the moment? Recap of Lotus/Chris Johnson followed by a short recap of Jordan vs 3M, The formation of The Set 2 nights ago on Pyro, Plagueground smashing McGraw’s arm with the steel steps 2 weeks ago, Slayer and Bryce brawling on a Ferris wheel, GG vs Champagne Pyro and music opens the show with a pan of this hot crowd tonight in Seattle, Washington. Kaitlyn Khaos: A new decade. A new XPWEW. Tonight who is guilty who is innocent, is anyone innocent welcome to Guilty As Charged! Introduction to our commentary for tonight the team of Nick Simmonds & Kaitlyn Khaos as they welcome us in and run down the card Best 3 out of 5 Falls 1 on 1 M1: All Man defeats Garrett Thompson (GT accompanied to the ring for the first time with fellow Brit; Ethan Bedlam. All Man is as always brought out with his partner in crime All Woman; Tennille Dashwood) All Man captures 1st fall All Man captures 2nd fall All Man captures 3rd fall with a roll up All Man is still your Mr. Case Your Luck as he sweeps Thompson in what still feels like an upset every time he snags a victory. Thompson’s new year isn’t off to the start he wanted coming off his 9 month injury. XPWEW Tag Team T**les M2: Plagueground defeat Leonard McGraw & Dragon Kid w/ Ms. Ryu *PLAGUEGROUND WINS (captures 2nd tag team championship gold) Joe Gacy hits the mist on Dragon Kid during a moonsault mid air, Kid crashes on his head looked like a stiff and rough landing but Gacy quickly covers him for the 1-2-3 and the Plagueground has captured their 2nd reign as tag team champions tonight After the match: Leonard McGraw helps Dragon Kid up “I’d never hit a man while he’s down. So I’ll help you up” *Leonard McGraw hits the buckshot on Kid* *crowd pops in shock, Ryu looks at McGraw in shock and he looks at he, she looks around and follows him to the back, McGraw leaves the mask on Kid’s chest. Have we just seen the break up of America’s Favorite Tag Team? Has Ryu aligned herself with a solo McGraw. Masato Tanaka entrance Slayer & Rosemary entrance Golden Bryce champion entrance XPWEW International T**le 3 Way Dance M3: Slayer defeats Golden Bryce & Masato Tanaka Golden Bryce eliminates Tanaka with the 6rings Slayer makes Bryce submit to the helm sharpshooter when Rosemary is able Slayer wins his 5th International T**le As him and Rosemary clutch and hug in joy up the ramp. THE SET is standing at the ramp front facing Ruckus & Oliver with Lexoni, Chrissy, Myron Reed & Kotto Brazil as they slowly walk past Slayer and Rosemary. XPWEW Juniorweight T**le 1 on 1 M4: Jordan Oliver (c) defeats 3M Ultra Jordan Oliver wins clean The Set joins him and Ruckus, the clear leader says 2020 vision. 2020 sight. We want all the gold. Larva I’m talking to you. Champagne. Slayer. Plagueground. Amy Lee. The war is on. The war is waged. Your turn. Ruckus then hits the Bankroll on an already beaten down 3M Ultra for good measure. Jordan Oliver has successfully retained his juniorweight t**le. Kaitlyn Khaos on commentary “The next time xpwew comes to pay-per-view we will be back on FITE TV! The new home for XPWEW on PPV. It’s FLIRTING WITH DISASTER on February 23rd 2020 in Little Rock Arkansas and tickets are nearly sold out! Hurry now and before midnight tonight save $5 dollars and get the PPV for this low price of $9.99 but you have to place your order before midnight tonight.” The debut of the PYRO on VICELAND ad Golden Bryce hanging out with Action Bronson “f**k that’s delicious” Golden Bryce Spears the boom operator. *f**k that hurt* Pyro 9pm on Friday’s only on VICE James Westerbeck interviews Champagne Clausen and Clausen says tonight I’m going to pave the asphalt with my creation, my match. This match is my lasting legacy. In the year 2040 when the Clausen Cleaver match happens remember tonight is where it started, James asked “How’s your Dad?” I’ve been ducking this question I’ll admit it. So heres your scoop James :) My dad is in my sisters custody and I have no clue what they are doing other than they are home, watching this. Watching me retain my t**le successfully tonight, I don’t wanna talk about it anymore. XPWEW World Women’s T**le 4 Way Dance M5: Kiera Hogan defeats Amy Lee, Doxy Deity & Audrey Carbine Doxy & Carbine both pin Amy Audrey makes Doxy submit Kiera Hogan sunset flip for the win and we have a new champ LARVA’s KIERA HOGAN WINS HER FIRST WOMENS T**LE ! Despite the loss Amy hugs Kiera as they are both members of the Larva, Rosemary comes down and holds both their heads and kisses her nest eggs. GG entrance through the crowd very reminiscent of Sandman’s ECW entrance as he drinks beers handed to him in the crowd. Seattle supports their hometown underdog GG Champagne Clausen enters with pyro entrance XPWEW World Heavyweight T**le The 1st ever Clausen Cleaver Match M6: Champagne Clausen defeats GG (A very long gruesome match that goes 47 minutes long) Champagne retains when he hits Cognac Arrest pins GG, wrong side rolls him over to his side for the 1-2-3 and clean win. Match saw many neat spots with the split ring. GG had many close 2 counts tho. All Man comes out dragging behind him referee Sandy Monahue, They are blitzing running to the ring, All Woman lagging behind a bit. The crowd pops huge for what might just be about to happen. All Man runs in the ring with All Woman behind him, he looks at his case then looks at Champagne (bloody on his knees praying cowering) All Man quickly pushes the case at Referee Sandy Monahue and says “yeah I’m gonna do it” Champagne “you son of a b*t*h” Bell rings *crowd pop* All Man runs toward Champagne and punches him rapidly *crowd is coming unglued* All Man picks up Champagne for the Almond Joy, Champagne reverses it jumps off his shoulders, ducks a clothesline, runs back and All Man scoops him up quick and hits THE ALMOND JOY *huge pop* 1 - 2 - 3!!!!!! YES! YES! THE ALL MAN IS THE XPWEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!!!! All Woman kisses All Man pa**ionately *crowd goes absolutely bonkers* Champagne is outside whining and shoves Nick Simmonds on commentary and takes his headset and starts saying through the commentary mic “This isn’t a t**le change. It’s not. This is not a t**le change. This is a goddamn travesty.” All Man is raging on the top rope with his new t**le. Champagne runs in behind him, All Man pulls the ropes down and Champagne dumps himself to the outside but he plays it off and just keeps walking up the ramp without looking back, then he picks up a guardrail and pulls it out and I guess tries to pick it up and slam it but it’s bolted down so he just looks dumb. All Man still in ring as “You Deserve It” chants rain down. Nick Simmonds: Ive followed this mans career for over 10 years and I never thought I’d seeing him hold the world t**le, anybody can win! All you have to do is work hard! All Man is the champion of the world! All Man and All Woman celebrate a bit longer at ringside and All Man jumps into a corner of the front row where about 8 fans body surf him as it fades into black.. but results are as follows: XPWEW World Heavyweight T**le M7: All Man defeats Champagne Clausen Backstage: Champagne Clausen goes up to General Manager Romeo Roselli, “You know that wasn’t fair right?”. Romeo: “He had the briefcase, he cashed it in how do you figure.” Champagne: I’ll be back with a lawyer and all of that nonsense you just seen never happened. It’s null and void I’ll see you both Friday. I’m going over your head. Make me happy or I’m jumping ship. Romeo: Or else what? Champagne walks away and kicks door Show goes black for 30 seconds Warning airs on screen that XPWEW is not responsible for this next contest. Chris Johnson entrance Lotus attacks him from behind and it’s a arena brawl from the stage, to the stairs to the parking lot onto the street with moving cars and it’s a unique brawl Non Sanctioned Contest M8: Lotus defeats Chris Johnson
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