Correction Lyrics Friday Night Pyro (September 25th, 2020) Jake Awesome Appreciation Night by XPWEW

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- Anarchy Rules 2020 Highlight Video Package

- XPWEW Friday Night PYRO intro theme sequence is cleverly edited to only be Jake Awesome clips-

Opening Segment: STILL XPWEW World Champ Leonard McGraw stomps down the ramp into the ring after one of the bloodiest brawls ever last sunday retaining against Death Machine Joe Gacy in a hellacious "Thumb Tack Match"

Leonard: Last Sunday Joe Gacy got his a** whooped!

Last Sunday I proved I'm the best wrestler in the world, and its come to my attention that Garrett Thompson, that smug son of a b*t*h just earned himself a spot to be next in line. I don't have a great memory but god damn if I don't remember whooping his a** in a big a** soccer field in Dubai less than 5 months ago.

- Garrett Thompson enters with Ethan Bedlam
1 on 1

M7: Leonard McGraw def. Kotto Brazil

- Leonard somehow fends off the set, but a chop block from Jordan then Awesome comes in and picks Leonard up for an Awesome Bomb, Myron holding up a plastic paper mache' "Jake Awesome Appreciation Night" banner, Kotto and Jordan with birthday party hats, Ruckus pours a bottle of patron over his body, as they stand over Leonard McGraw

The closing shot happens when we see the # 1 Contender Garrett Thompson watching from the ramp with a huge smile on his face as the show fades to black

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