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Friday Night Pyro (September 14th, 2018)
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Friday Night Pyro September 14th, 2018 Santa Monica, California Match Card: M1: Jaques Dudley def. Marc Snow M2: Leonard McGraw def. Taka Michinoku M3: Eddie Edwards def. Chris Johnson M4: Romeo Roselli w/ Kalaliki'ali’i def. Jake Awesome M5: Plagueground def. Mondo Milk ruckus - troy clausen waterboarding is illegal cops arrest Ruckus Ruckus steals the vacant XPWEW world t**le Interaction Clausen and Gertner looking for the t**le Clausen describes what Ruckus looks like to unshown officer. Interaction. Short. Black. Bald. Bald head. Thank you officer Troy looks at nametag (S. Lexoni) Lexoni puts duct tape on Clausen Clausen > chasing Ruckus segments Clausen Slayer/ Jaques Tanahashi needs to badger Cena Instead challenge is answered by Golden Bryce Mick Foley is not here Delisa Alfonso announces that her son Jake Awesome will be retiring due to a serious medical condition - Jake interrupts her and strong arms her a bit Delisa says NO! My son has diverticulitis and he should not be wrestling in this ring Jake says he definitely will not be retiring as he tries to take the microphone Delisa Alfonso grabs another one “My son is a liar, he's not a hero. My son witnessed the death of his father and left me financially distressed. When the great Jake Awesome came to all of you in 2006 as a rookie and then in 2008, I'm going to air this information he was paid a 8 million dollar contract for all his work in XPWEW. He gave me nothing. When I went bankrupt he gave me nothing. When I was diagnosed with cancer in 2010 he never visited me.” You all cheer this man. A liar. A judas just like his father. Jake, you are gonna pay, you are gonna pay, for everything you’ve put me through. Karma is coming to collect Anthony. This is real. Jake I met someone, I met a man who loves me and cares after me. Jake 10 years ago like you carelessly left me a widow broken with nothing. 10 years ago you nearly ended this mans career. Jake I've been seeing this man. *The Truth Infantry enters* (Steve Blackman puts his arm around Delisa Alfonso) Steve Blackman: Jake, I've listened to this women tell me the neglect, the pain. I resonated with every thing she said. and Jake she's right. You are gonna pay for trying to end my career at Guilty As Charged 2008. When you threw me off the stage and ended my year long t**le reign as world champion. And your buddy Mick Foley sealed your fate. Cause me and you will be fighting in an I Quit Match at Anarchy Rulz. but your buddy Mick The leader of Awesome fan club booked you in a match against Eddie Edwards & Croyle as well. We get to pick the matches and I will defend Delisa's honor as I end your career and karmic justice will be done at Anarchy Rulz (Steve Blackman kisses Delisa Alfonso) *Awesome standing in the ring staring at the kiss happening at the ramp. Croyle and Edwards hold Awesome down with a kendo stick Delisa gets in the ring and slaps and “beats and thumps” on Jake Awesome in the ring No Limit Tournament Jake Awesome vs Romeo Roselli w/ Kalalikiali'i GG disguised as cameraman attacks Romeo with big long sling camera, hits Romeo in the phase Kalalikiali'i chases after him GG grabs a mic and hypes F**k Romeo chant Leonard McGraw def. Taka Michinoku Eddie Edwards def. Chris Johnson via submission Plaguefround debuts defeats Mondo Milk Jaques Dudley def. Marc Snow
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