Correction Lyrics Friday Night Pyro (October 30th, 2020) The Gatekeeper Jake Awesome by XPWEW

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Show: XPWEW Friday Night Pyro

Date: Friday October 30th, 2020 [Halloween Themed Stage]

Episode: 450

Channel: VICE Network @ 10 PM Eastern Standard Time / 7 PM Pacific Time

*PYRO Opening Montage*

- Friday Night Pyro to kicks off this show with purple smoke and unique halloween themed pyro and the Friday Night Pyro stage is decorated with spiderwebs around the tron and the entrance tunnel. The commentary desk has Halloween themed knick knacks on the desk and lastly the Name Graphics that appear on the screen for introductions are Halloween-ized

- We are introduced by tonight's commentary team of Nick Simmonds with Larry Legend again, Larry made his debut at the desk last Sunday night during the XPWEW Appalachia pay-per-view because Kaitlyn Khaos is currently taking a break from the desk. She is expected to return next week!

((Ofcourse 3 weeks ago unfortunately Kaitlyn Khaos n*** images were leaked without her consent and the company suggest she take time off television for the time being.))

- The Set enters defiantly. In order: Ruckus, Jake, Siaka, Myron, Kotto, Jordan with his arm around Chrissy Rivera

- Jake front a center looking dressed to the 9's in a suit. The whole Set just looks so bada** as a stable here in the ring.

Jake: I am the Gatekeeper of XPWEW. I am the beginning and I am ultimately the end...I've sat courtside for too long. Because all summer came and went and the cold breeze of Winter is on the horizon and I will not ALLOW another fortnite to pa** with Leonard McGraw driving around in his little camouflage golf cart, with his little tobacco mountain dew bottle, Disgracing the World Heavyweight Championship Belt no more.

He walks around thinking he's the world champion, I am the goddamn Gatekeeper around here, I always have and I always will. I am your International Champion. I am wrestling. Look around! AEW! NXT! I invented the goddamn style that an out of shape mark from Kentucky critiques from his attic. I am wrestling. I am the gatekeeper. Everytime a crowd at a pro wrestling show chants "This Is Awesome" That is me. That is my legacy. That is my hall of fame speech. That is mine!!!!!! This whole show is mine! Pyro is mine. This ring is mine. These tv cameras, these audio and video tech guys make a living wage on MEEEEE. And i will not allow Leonard McGraw to c*ck of the walk, thinking he's a big bada**, thinking he's got an inch of skin in the game here. I have sat back and tried to hand the torch to somebody...anybody! But over my dead body that person is not Leonard McGraw. He's been champ for a little over 2 months. He's had 2 ppv matches. Joe Gacy...who's he beat? Really? Ok I let that slide, I had business to take care of. Last Sunday me and The Set, we sat aside. I sat aside and I told myself "Self, Let me give Leonard McGraw one chance. One chance to redeem himself, Maybe I could see an eyota of talent in this smuck and I didn't see an ounce. I saw a gimmick. I saw a bootleg Steve Austin with a tobacco spit cup. I seen a gimmick. XPWEW and more importantly the XPWEW World Heavyweight T**le has ALWAYS been about who is the best WRESTLER. And Leonard McGraw, I just got word. I got word from Troy Clausen Monday Morning, He called me and said I have been granted a t**le match, at BATTLEFIELD on November 22nd. Fite TV. Count your goddamn days Leonard McGraw, I will wait...but I will only wait 23 days....

- >> commercial break

- Trish Adora enters

- Jamie Hayter enters with Bea Priestley

1 on 1

M3: Trish Adora def. Jamie Hayter [[match of the night]]

- Death Machines enter

- The Vaudevillains enter with Mandy Leon

Tag Team Match

M4: The Vaudevillains def. Death Machines

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