Correction Lyrics Friday Night Pyro (July 10th, 2020) All Man relinquishes Tag Team Titles by XPWEW

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XPWEW Friday Night PYRO
Episode: 434
Channel: VICE TV at 10PM EST
Location: The Barracks | Los Angeles, California
- Cold open shows a limousine pulling up and a door opens and pops out Ruckus with a big blunt followed by Jake Awesome and the rest of THE SET
(Friday Night Pyro Intro)
- Opening Segment: THE SET enters the ring from the parking lot area through the backstage (Ruckus, Jake Awesome, Myron Reed, Kotto Brazil, Jordan Oliver, Chrissy Rivera & Siaka Lexoni) with a very long boosting entrance that's very reminiscent of a WCW Nitro New World Order heelish entrance. Jake Awesome noticeably has a gold box with a ribbon on it that he teases at the camera. THE SET enters the ring at this point and Siaka Lexoni kicks off the nightly speech saying; "On the gang! On the family! On God! This is The Set!". World Champion Ruckus then takes the microphone and adoringly looks at International Champion Jake Awesome with a big grin and says; ":Last week this man (Jake) proved once again why he has my respect because he put the runt of the XPWEW locker room, The All Man and power-bombed that man off the damn planet. Can we re-roll that footage" (The SET watches replay after replay laughing at Jake Awesome throwing All Man off the stage last week on loop)
Jake Awesome grabs the mic from Ruckus; "I promised these two young men (Myron & Kotto) an opportunity. Even if I have to take it into my own hands, so what did I do? I threw the Tag Team Champion off the stage, Fair enough right?..I know that even after a fall like that The All Man will not let injury stop him, he's tougher than he looks. I know that the All Man is here tonight so I'd like to invite him to the ring but first I have a box right here, These are 6 gold chains, 6 gold chains with our very own THE SET logo on them and I wanna present them to all of you, because I got mine (Jake pulls chain out from under his shirt)
The Set all put on their respective chains and give dabs to Jake Awesome for purchasing them
- XPWEW Tag Team Champion All Man enters in a halo neck brace with wife and fellow champion All Woman (Tennille Dashwood). All Man: "I hate to spoil the party but Jake Awesome, you son of a b*t*h. I don't care if I spoil the party. You went from 1st ballot Hall of Famer to piece of sh*t Judas in the matter of a week...I can't eat. I can't sleep. I can't even use the bathroom without my wife help navigate me and it's all because of you and I got a call early this morning and I was told by General Manager Troy Clausen that because of my injury I have to forfeit the Tag Team T**les...Baby I'm sorry I let you down"
Ruckus: "Milk Man cut the bullsh*t, Nobody wants you here, Nobody wants neither of you here so I'm glad you have to forfeit the t**les"
All Woman: "He has to go away for a while but I don't" *Chrissy Rivera steps forward
All Woman: "Because next week I want a match with Jake Awesome 1 on 1 with both hands tied behind his back, that's my only offer" (All Man looks at her as if "No no no baby no don't do this"
Jake Awesome: *chuckles* I accept
- Troy Clausen enters (takes both vacant XPWEW Tag Team T**les) I'll allow the match next week but at All or Nothing, Myron Reed and Kotto Brazil you will challenge The Death Machines Joe Gacy & Audrey Carbine and the winner will be the NEW XPWEW Tag Team Champions.
- The Set joins commentary
- Rosemary enters
1 on 1
M1: Chirssy Rivera def. Rosemary via submission and referee Mike Chioda has to pull Chrissy off to break the hold
- On commentary Kaitlyn Khaos announces I just got word from GM Troy Clausen and that next week will we determine who will challenge Ruckus for the XPWEW World Heavyweight Championship: Next Week Golden Bryce will go one on one with Leonard McGraw and the winner will challenge Ruckus to a match of their choosing on July 26th at the XPWEW All or Nothing 2020 pay-per-view streaming LIVE on FITE TV
- James Westerbeck: "I'm here right now with the 2-0 Romeo Roselli. Romeo, I know you are good friends with The All Man and tonight you'll be in a 4 on 4 elimination match against The Set so what's on your mind?"
Romeo: "Revenge. Revenge for a bully. I've been bullied my whole life but when actions were made I backed it up and I always got the upper hand, so to The Set tonight the bullies get bullied. Don't blink and nice chain by the way and you know I love shiny things."
- Garrett Thompson & Ethan Bedlam enters
- The Marauder Simon Gotch & Mandy Leon enters
- Champagne Clausen enters

Tag Team Match
M2: Garrett Thompson & Ethan Bedlam def. Simon Gotch & Champagne (w/ Mandy Leon)
After the match: Champagne hits The Chardonnay on Gotch and on commentary Nick Simmonds points out Garrett Thompson & Ethan Bedlam have 4 straight wins as a team to which Garrett overhears that walking by and snatches Nick's headset: Garrett: "Yeah what kinda sh*t is that like? Four straight wins and Mister Troy Clausen grants those losers Audrey Carbine and Joe Gacy a t**le shot, I was at Lockdown and they bloody lost to a man that's wearing a halo right now and Myron Reed and Kotto Brazil *chuckles* Who have they beat? I'm not gonna beg I'm just gonna keep winning until you can't ignore me any more."
- The Death Machine: Joe Gacy enters and runs his mouth towards Garrett Thompson and Ethan Bedlam as they pa** on the ramp walk
- Jacques Dudley enters

1 on 1
M3: Joe Gacy def. Jacques Dudley

AD: ALL OR NOTHING 2020 | July 26th, 2020 will have an 8 Man Case Your Luck Ladder Match

- Lotus enters
- Doxy Deity enters
- Kiera Hogan with 911 Brian Lee enter

3 Way Dance
M4: Lotus def. Doxy Deity & Kiera Hogan (w/ Brian Lee)
[Recap video of last week's challenge from Death Machine Audrey Carbine and XPWEW Women's Champion Priscilla Kelly and her "I can make you tap out in under 10 minutes"
- The Death Machine Audrey Carbine enters
- XPWEW Women's Champion Priscilla Kelly enters

XPWEW Women's Championship on the line
10 minute Submission Match (If Audrey can make Priscilla submit in under the ten minute time limit she will become the Women's Champion)
M5: Priscilla Kelly def. Audrey Carbine
Match ends in controversial fashion where Carbine makes Priscilla tap out right as the clock expires and it makes her spaz out and kick the ropes in frustration. Kelly attacks Carbine and takes her down and she goes under the ring and grabs a bag of (what we unsure, thumb tacks historically would be in a bag like that. Priscilla: "Maybe Audrey next week I'll give you twenty minutes. Try again hahahaha"
- The Set enters
- Alveno La Flare enters (camera glances at Ruckus mocking La Flare "I thought I deaded this ***** already)
- Romeo Roselli enters
- Golden Bryce enters
- Leonard McGraw enters (gets in Bryce's face then Jake's then Ruckus')

4 on 4 Elimination Tag Team Match
M6: THE SET (Jake Awesome, Ruckus, Myron Reed & Kotto Brazil)
def.
Leonard McGraw, Golden Bryce, Romeo Roselli & Alveno La Flare

Match ends: Leonard McGraw lasts a while alone with a well oiled machine of teamwork offense from Ruckus and Jake Awesome but ultimately Jake hoists McGraw up for the Awesome Bomb and off the rope Ruckus springs for a bankroll off the stalling Awesome Bomb for the 1-2-3 and THE SET celebrates but McGraw regains his composure to attack Ruckus and Jake but then Jordan Oliver tries to sneak behind him and strike McGraw with his Juniorweight Championship belt but McGraw ducks and goes to clothesline Oliver but Oliver scurries under the rope up the stage and joins The Set at the top of the ramp. Leonard McGraw stands in the ring with his hands on his hips and turns around to a 6 Rings spear from Golden Bryce. Bryce then gets hype and signals he wants Ruckus' t**le as the show ends

- Ruckus eliminates Alveno La Flare
- Leonard McGraw eliminates Kotto Brazil
- Golden Bryce eliminates Myron Reed
- Jake Awesome eliminates Golden Bryce
- Ruckus eliminates Romeo Roselli
- Ruckus eliminates Leonard McGraw after a double team mugging with Jake Awesome
Sole Survivors: THE SET (Ruckus & Jake Awesome)

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