Correction Lyrics Friday Night Pyro (January 22nd, 2021) by XPWEW

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Date: Friday January 22nd, 2021
Location: Los Angeles, CA in The Barracks
Episode: 462
Channel: VICE Network @ 10PM EST / 7PM Pacific Time

*Pyro Opening Theme Montage*

- XPWEW Tag Team Champions Mark Briscoe and Jay Briscoe "The Briscoe Brothers" enter

- A pop up video during The Briscoes entrance consists of 'FTR' Dax Harwood & Cash Wheeler plays from when last week AEW purchased air-time on behalf for FTR to challenge The Briscoes to an exhibition match at Guilty As Charged Next Sunday January 31st

- 'The Set' # 1 contender for the XPWEW World T**le at Guilty As Charged Kotto Brazil enters with XPWEW International Champion Jake Awesome enters with Chrissy Rivera & Jordan Oliver

Jordan DOES NOT look very happy, also weird seeing him without the Juniorweight T**le

Nick Simmonds: Last week we seen the 513 day t**le reign of Jordan Oliver come to an end when Masato Tanaka pinned him right in the middle of that very ring just 7 nights ago
Kaitlyn: Bizarre seeing him not shove it in our faces here at ringside for once

Tag Team Match
M1: Jake Awesome & Kotto Brazil def. Mark Briscoe & Jay Briscoe "The Briscoe Brothers"
in what is a great proper tag team battle, this match reaches its crescendo when Tully Blanchard walks out on the ramp without muttering a single word. Jay Briscoe distracted by the appearance of the legendary member of the Four Horseman gives Jake Awesome enough time to connect a german suplex followed up by a 450 splash from Kotto Brazil seems like a shoutout to his matchup with 2 Cold Scorpio last week for the 1-2-3!
- Jake Awesome looks proud seeing Kotto Brazil pick up yet another important victory just 9 days out from his 1 on 1 encounter with Leonard McGraw for the grand prize in all of XPWEW

- FTR's theme song plays camera looks at the Briscoes in the ring preparing themselves
- 'FTR' Cash Wheeler and Dax Harwood appear for the first time in the flesh on XPWEW Friday Night Pyro

Kaitlyn: The former AEW Tag Team Champions have a laser etched death stare beam locked in at our tag team champions
Dax Harwood: You see me and my brother for life Cash have been thinking and we've been looking, we've turned over every stone, and read every street and drove every highway and Briscoes! You are in our line of vision! You are now in the crossfires and the pro wrestling world will rejoice when we lock horns but on behalf of the greatest promotion in the world, on behalf of All Elite Wrestling we will beat YOUR tag team and prove we are THE tag team.
"Top Guys OUT"
Jay Briscoe: January 31st. Them Boys will prove this match that is 10 years in the making is The Briscoes for the taking
Tully Blanchard: January 31st. Fear The Revelation .....

- Kiera Hogan comes to the commentary desk with her new "best friends" Bea Priestley & Jamie Hayter during the match Kiera, Bea & Jamie bury Lotus and 'Afro Punk' Trish Adora moreso, during the match, Trish Adora sneaks behind the guardrail and jumps on the back of Jamie Hayter trying to get to Kiera but Bea puts a stop to that, as Kiera flees the scene. After the match a graphic is shown that Trish Adora will indeed get her hands on 'The Girl on Fire' Kiera Hogan in 9 days at XPWEW Guilty As Charged

- XPWEW World Women's Champion Lotus enters
- Lola Starr enters
Singles Match
M2: Lotus (c) def. Lola Starr via submission
Post match promo segment
Lotus: Audrey Carbine, You wanna summon spirits, You do that! Because come Guilty as Charged you will be sentenced and I will serve as the jury the judge and my favorite position The Executioner!

Backstage segment at the loading dock, a truck is unloading a casket - a**umably for tonight's Casket Match versus 3M Ultra
Truck unloading guy: I got a coffin for a Clyde Marrow?
Ruckus: Word that's me, that's me
Truck unloading guy: You the guy that bought 6 of these last Spring?
Ruckus: Yeah yeah yeah and ay Boss all of em' got used ya feel me
- Alveno La Flare walks by
Ruckus: Oh hol'up, Keanu Laflare what up money?
Alveno: yo wtf usually he doesn't do that...
Ruckus: Damn Veno, I put you in a coffin once and now you standing here in the flesh, this sh*t kinda scary bro haha
Alveno: Water under the bridge
Ruckus: Aye I heard you and ol' G-Baby ain't tag team champs no more damn man I had money on that sh*t too, Ol' Carl's Jr brothers got a bag, ay good for them good for them
Alveno: Tired of living in shadows bruh

- GG enters
- Alveno La Flare enters and a graphic for Golden Bryce vs Alveno La Flare is shown for 9 days at Guilty As Charged

Singles Match
M3: Alveno La Flare def. GG squash match

Backstage: Teddy Long talks with 3M Ultra and M3 Quintilio '3M3' about tag team wrestling and just when Teddy is clueing 3M3 in on some tips and how if they continue to improve their record they can one day get a XPWEW Tag Team T**le shot the current champions Briscoe Brothers
- Siaka Lexoni walks in with Ruckus to speak with General Manager Theodore Long
Lexoni: Teddy, Nice suit, canary pink
Ruckus: Damn that is that canary yellow, lookin like jive soul bro on candy paint and sh**
Teddy: Cut the chase playa, What can I do for you
Lexoni: You can first off tell these scrubs to leave, private business pause
3M3 leaves the room followed by Ruckus closing the door and we as the viewer are no longer attributed to this conversation as Ruckus shuts the office door

- Myron Reed enters with Jordan Oliver, Kotto Brazil, Chrissy Rivera and the XPWEW I-N champion Jake Awesome

- Masato Tanaka enters in his 1st entrance as XPWEW Juniorweight Champion - pans to Jordan seething

Singles Match
M4: Masato Tanaka (c) def. Myron Reed w/ Jake, Jordan, Kotto & Chrissy
In a great match with solid back and forth motion, Tanaka works from underneath and has great aged babyface fire, Tanaka hoists Myron off the top rope, hits two consecutive clotheslines, to which Jake yanks Myron out from under the ropes. This moment is the escalating point where Jake slaps Myron in the face as to hype him up to get his head back in the game. This gets another 6 minutes of action where a mistimed Clout Cutter from Myron gives Masato the leverage to pull a veteran maneuver by just pulling Myron in for the sneaky 1-2-3

- 3M3 enters, M3 tries to get 3M in order before the biggest match in his singles career
- Ruckus and Siaka Lexoni enters with a casket, Lexoni pulling it down with a rope, Ruckus sitting on it

Casket Match
Singles Match
M5: Ruckus w/ Siaka def. 3M Ultra w/ M3 Quintillo

- As soon as the lid shuts, 3M Ultra doesn't take any time quickly getting out of it. 3M3's streak as a tag team but maybe they just aren't as good by themselves.
- Teddy Long aka The General Manager enters
Teddy: Next week it will be Siaka Lexoni taking on - says it incorrectly-
M3 LeeLo. And playas that match will be match where The Set is BANNED from ringside.
Siaka laughs at the thought of needing help to defeat M3 Quintillo. Ruckus even does the cla**ic Scott Hall-esq 'spooky ooooh fingers' taunt

ad: XPWEW Guilty As Charged is in 9 days only on FITE tv

- Garrett Thompson enters
- XPWEW World Heavyweight Champion Leonard McGraw enters

Main Event
Singles Match
M6: Leonard McGraw def. Garrett Thompson
and as soon as the match ends Audrey Carbine and Joe Gacy to come out, they both look at Leonard who is standing in the ring staring at them with a puzzled look of confusion. Gacy turns and looks stealthy almost as if a brawl is set to ensue. Audrey is holding a book that isn't confirmed but to the casual eye appears to be a Bible. Audrey places the book on the ground at the stage where they are standing. when she places it down, both her and Gacy step back slowly. The lights go out then when the lights return the book Audrey placed is gone and there is a trail of smoke steaming from underneath the ramp. The tron shows 1-31-21 which is in 9 days at the Guilty As Charged pay-per-view
We then pan back to Leonard sitting perched on the top turnbuckle, then we see Audrey with a look of shock and awe as she slowly steps back from the trail of smoke...

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