Correction Lyrics Friday Night Pyro (August 21st, 2020) Ruckus & Lexoni want tag gold by XPWEW

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XPWEW Friday Night PYRO
Date: August 21st, 2020
Episode: 440
Channel: VICE TV @ 10PM EST

+HEATWAVE 2020 highlight reel to the instrumental tune of 'Hot' by Young Thug & Gunna+

Cold Open: (Silence) (Standing in the ring L to R Chrissy Rivera, Kotto Brazil, Jordan Oliver, Jake Awesome, Siaka Lexoni, Ruckus, Myron Reed)
Ruckus: I got one thing to say, F*** Leonard McGraw and I got another thing to say F*** Golden Bryce and alright F*** Alveno too. Now I got my money from being world champ, I got it, I had it, I threw a couple racks in the safe for my kids, but I want gold back, In fact me and Siaka Lexoni want the gold back
Siaka: Bryce, you bum, Alveno you clout chasing leaching a** bum, Lexoni and Ruckus, the goats is back and we want the gold!
Jake: Myron and Kotto you'll live to fight another day
Myron: You right Jake, wе will, we will fight back to a championship and unlike the Milwaukee Bucks we'll actually HAD a championship
- Milwaukee Bucks Giannis Antetokounmpo comes down to the ring in a "All Man 1-0" green and white t-shirt
Giannis: The Set, got set up. You dudes lost the tag team belts. (Myron/Kotto) This guy cheated to keep his belt (Jordan) You just flat out lost. (Chrissy) and you! short stock. Lost bad to my main man Lenny McGraw...(awkward) yeehaw! (Ruckus)
Jake: Nice shirt, much like your tenure with The Bucks it's not gonna age well, Giannis I'm only 30, your 25, We're both 6 foot 9. But I'm like Lebron James in the squared circle and I'm just built different.
Giannis: Is that so? Well I'm best friends with the All Man and he told me, I should challenge you 1 on 1 next week of XPWEW!
Jake: I'm sure you won't be busy with anything else (oooh)
Giannis: (shoves his microphone into Jake Awesome's chest and they engage in a 6 foot 9 stare down, until Giannis smirks and leaves the ring looking unconcerned about The Set, who fretted like they were going to multi-man attack Giannis, but they second guessed their usual tactics and Giannis walked away like a bada** on his own accord.)

- Leonard McGraw enters and fist bumps Giannis Antetokounmpo on his way to the ring (Giannis exist)

1 on 1
Champion vs Champion
M1: Leonard McGraw (c) def. Jordan Oliver (c) w/ Myron Reed & Kotto Brazil at ringside
Post match: Myron and Kotto attempt to jump McGraw to which Romeo Roselli hits the ring and superkicks Myron while Leonard clotheslines Kotto, Jordan scampers and Jordan says "Alright, losers. Romeo you nothing but a clout chaser, Next week we make a challenge The 3 of us! versus the 2 of you!
Leonard: Hahaha Pack a lunch, p*****s

Tag Team Match
M2: Simon Gotch & Drama King (w/ Mandy Leon) def. Based Fabian & GG
Post match: A sweaty Marauder Simon Gotch simply says "we are tag team wrestling, redefined!"
Drama King SINGS "Re-DE-FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIned!"

In ring segment: Death Machines: Joe Gacy and Audrey Carbine engage in a civil meeting.
Audrey: Even tho I'm burned, my shoulders and back are constantly swarming with pain every time I toss and turn in bed and every waking moment I',m reminded of you, you are easily the most nasty, vile, disgusting human I've ever met....
(Joe Gacy snot-rockets out his left nostril)
But I do respect you!
Joe: I respect you even though you are the most pretentious, self ego inflating, fake b*t*h..I have respect for you and together by Anarchy Rules. I want us to be the XPWEW Tag Team Champions
Audrey: I'm in (handshake)

Tag Team Match
M3: Ruckus & Siaka Lexoni (w/ Chrissy Rivera) def. Garrett Thompson & Ethan Bedlam

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Kaitlyn Khaos and Nick Simmonds announce why you should tune in next week August 28th to XPWEW Friday Night Pyro. Yes! You are not going insane or hearing this incorrectly the XPWEW International Champion: Jake Awesome will be taking on NBA MVP nominee Small Forward for the Milwaukee Bucks Giannis Antetokounmpo. It is the 6'9 battle in Jake vs Giannis! Also, Doxy Deity is scheduled to reveal her "career specialist" to the world, 2 on 3 melee as the new XPWEW World Champion Leonard McGraw teams with Mr. Case Your Luck Romeo Roselli as they take on THE SET: XPWEW Juniorweight Champion Jordan Oliver & Former Tag Champs Myron Reed & Kotto Brazil; + Ruckus and Siaka Lexoni return to the ring as a team for the first time in over 2 years against Garrett Thompson & Ethan Bedlam! Tune in!
1 on 1
M4: Tessa Blanchard (c) def. Kiera Hogan [Priscilla Kelly watches from the commentary desk]
During the match: Lotus comes down with her Case Your Luck briefcase which just makes Tessa weary but she doesn't attempt to cash in, only applauds Tessa after her win where they exchange words we can not hear however

In ring segment: Doxy Deity wishes Thunder Rosa the best of luck elsewhere (alluding to Thunder Rosa ditching XPWEW for AEW, her first appearance for AEW is scheduled literally 24 hours from now according to online reddit spoilers). I'm going to re-gain my Women's Championship again and I'm going to do it with the help of a career specialist. And next week I reveal that very person, a person who knows how to win matches in this promotion, see you next week for my groundbreaking announcement!

Main Event
1 on 1
M5: El Demonio def. Champagne Clausen

After the match: El Demonio on the microphone in his native tongue of Spanish "Leonardo McGraw, Quiero el Mundo which translates in english to "Leonard McGraw, I want the world"
Show ends

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