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Granny vs Hello Neighbor
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VIDEO GAME RAP BATTLES! PLAYER 1: THE NEIGHBOR PLAYER 2: GRANNY FIGHT! Looks like this mobile schnook Has finally picked up steam And check how bad you look Up on computer screens So think how worse you look Comparing you to me Welcome to Ravenbrook Keep off my property Lookin’ as bland a mannequin Bring in your man and I’ll banish him To the depths of my dungeon You best start a runnin’ My vengeance is comin’ You cannot win Don’t wanna play no hide and seek Cause there’s no way to hide that you robbed me clean From the traps to the chases Weapons and basements The items and fightin’ And writin’ and keys You’re a thief obsessed with the vanity Just wanted dollars that drives my insanity All your developers business is shady It’s almost as ugly as all of your family So now that I’ve learned your psychology I get all your broken behaviors You shall address me as Just Mr. Peterson Cause we will never be neighbors Now that’s no way to treat a guest You should have remained quiet You’re pushing me over the ledge Like Aaron did to Mya You got balls no lie but Now I’m up to bat for slaughter Once I’ve knocked you out the park I’ll bury you next to your daughter I can tell from all your petty flows you must have been up in Friendly mode Charge 40 bucks for you game but nobody is dropping a Penny tho You must be insane to think that people’d pay that price Tried to be a console a hit but crashed and burned just like your wife Sure you’re the first of our kind But you’re missing pieces inside So I got it right and now give this constructor Of theme parks the ride of his life Let’s pump up a shotty And see who’s the weaker one The guy who’s giant house compensates For his Peter, son You’re the literal bare bones of horror You stripped away all of the fun You can’t even nail down the scares Cause I doubt that old Body can jump This battle is showin’ the truth From the start I’ve been steppin’ on you You should feel grateful cause your only dub Is the one that is under the butt of my shoe And I’m over this catching you being a hypocrite Wasting my time with your blows Taking these shots my dead family members When your own granddaughter’s a ghost If you try you hiding and never come out I can still spy you from inside your house I’m the big cat you're just a mouse I think it’s time for this pest to move out Your shots are only rubber darts I got that gasoline You’ve been wanderin’ from the start I’m crankin’ to extreme Time for my pets to say hi Rodents and Spiders and Crows you’ll die I checked your place but inside There was only a sad man who cries Say that you’re murderous your only crime is Becoming a dead beat dad But I wouldn’t worry cause after my parenting You’ll be a dead beat dad I’ve got a feeling It’s the last battle for you Cause your game’s long and gone And this is just my chapter 2 GAME OVER! CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER! VIDEO GAME RAP BATTLES!
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