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Drake & Josh vs. The Blues Brothers
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EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES! DRAKE & JOSH VERSUS THE BLUES BROTHERS BEGIN! Yo, it's me Josh, representing Nickelodeon Don't step to these brothers, 'less you wanna tussle both of 'em We'll put the blue in you brothers, you're pathetic, yo With this flow we'll show you why we got so many episodes! I've had enough of your "soul", so let me play my guitar! I'm Drake Bell and I'll wring you out while I spit bars! So keep that briefcase locked, 'cause you're about to get shocked And go back to your prison with your Jailhouse rock! Yeah look at it from our Belleview You utterly suck! Quit music, for that I'd pay 5,000 bucks! I'm a straight A student, they got nothing up their sleeves! Thinking you can take us? Dude, you're crazier than Steve! I ain't calling you a truther, so you losers better scram! You two's talent is almost as hidden as our lamb! You claim you've got Soul, Man You'll still be beaten! And we could sum it up why in 2000 different reasons! All Drake cares about is being popular in school And Josh's magic tricks make him look like a fool You should've Rawhid versus brothers so cool Black suit and gla**es, you know that we rule! [Elwood} Here we have two boobs Well I see four [Elwood} Feel the rhythm and the blues of every hit of a chord Everybody needs somebody to love, but you aren't it We conquered every problem, to save our orphanage! These teenage drama queens Are obviously flawed [Elwood} You fools can't stop us We're on a mission from God! We're like riders in the Sky And we ain't fakin'! How can you think of beating us if you lose to Megan? Look, Josh! They're shaking! Haha, high five! (OHHHH!) You're famous all because of Saturday Night Live! The best duo in the industry, there ain't no other We're owning these fools, so HUG ME BROTHA! I've got a bone to Peck with you, slap you like it's ping pong If you can't withstand our heat then keep your sungla**es on! I'm not gonna Give you some Lovin'! Me Neither, bro! Why don't you go back to your sweet home and Chica-go! Defeating Jake and Elwood, Hell would have to freeze over! We'll hit you with the Bluesmobile like your names were both Oprah! The emcees of R&B spit such rhythm Yeah, we take it easy, man! Flipping you the foam finger so you'll throwdown again! You've got a stupid, cliché show! Don't deny it, Bell The white trash, brain dead version of Kenan and Kel! The Blues Brothers won this, we're simply fantastic! Go back to entertaining kids, we got a cult cla**ic! WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES, SEASON 4 B*T*HES!
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