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Baldi vs. Monika
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VideoGameRapBattles
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VIDEO GAME RAP BATTLES! PLAYER 1: BALDI! PLAYER 2: MONIKA! FIGHT! Here’s some early access in my cla**es to my friendless foe ‘Cause when I start inventin’ flows I tend to go to Endless Mode And then I’ll vote to end your co-hort club of depression Come on this is a math lesson, not a therapy session You messin’ with your friends, drove them to madness so you’d get a lonely man? You’re better off if you ditched cla** and started up an OnlyFans The only code that you have broke? (Oh?) The dress onе with all of those clothes! (Whoa!) Sorry, it’s looking like Cloudy’s thе only one here who is gettin’ to blow! Hey teach, I got a question Where’s your full game? (Huh?) The one that was kickstarted years ago for 60K? (Uh..) Then the perks to all the Patrons wound up coming late? (Well-) And what’s left’s a glitchy mess that even I couldn’t play? (Wait!) The president’s tellin’ it how it is After these messes, you’re dropping in relevance Based on your writing I know you’re not sentient So artificial, but lack the intelligence Well, if it’s truly the best all that money could do You’re selling out so that your plushy could too And don’t bring up code, because from what I’ve viewed If I broke your program you’d only improve I thought there were no stupid questions but you proved me wrong with that poetry scheme (Yuh!) Tryna diss me about my release but what happened in 2018? (Huh?) Open your third eye in case you can’t tell Does Portrait of Markov start ringing a bell? Years added and added and all it amounts to’s A project as dead as your Twitter account My twitter account? You’re a stalker Makes sense with the toddlers all placed in your game (Ay!) At least Team Salvato completed a project Your company’s basically, lame (Hey!) I thought you could elevate when your school renovates But when reviewing your rhymes I find your rapping is just like your mapping (Why?) You randomly generate lines (Oh…) Why don’t you bring your friends for when we do Show and Tell I know that Playtime and Sayori would just get along swell Like Natsuki’s neck, you snap at me about my gaming crimes But at least Baldi's not on BBC for causing suicides I’m done with the erasin’ of this horror game sham Because you’re out of the equation, now I’m talking to Cam Man, whenever all your comments ask to do something new We all know you’ll say “Just Baldi” so that you can get views Ooh! GAME OVER! CHOSE YOUR CHARACTER! VIDEO GAME RAP BATTLES!
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