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Cromwell The Wombat
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The Wombats
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The tasmanian tiger, napoleon's liger, bandicoots, rat kangaroos, peter the spiny anteater And all their other friends This is the story of cromwell the wombat A small little fellow, and in his burrow he sat He put on his makeup and powdered his nose Off he popped to tracy the possum, in his sunday best clothes Little did he know the tasmanian devil was on the prowl and low and behold Poor cromwell dropped his bowels The stench that was indigested berriеs, roots and leaves Sent ol' hungry tazzеr running with his tail between his knees Off cromwell ran, like a bat out of hell He knew tracy had the horn, and her pheromones he could smell So like a mouse to the cheese Small crom whizzed along Safe in the knowledge tracy was going to get hounded all night long, to accuse this wombat of impotence would be a crime most heinous, because this young adonis had a bone in his p*n*s
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