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If The “Harry Potter” Song Had Lyrics
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Poor Little Young Harry Potter Childhood Sure Was Rough Then 1 day appeared a man with a beard Who Told Him 'Bout Magic Stuff At Hogwarts, He learned Wizardry Passed Most Of His O.W.L. Tests Excelled At Sports, Fought Voldemort, And Yearly He Cheated Death A lot Like Way Too Much First He Took On Bathroom Trolls and 3 headed doggies, Murdered A Grown-Ass Man With His Hands Killed A Giant Serpent For The Ghost In The Potty With A Hot Tip From A Cold Freind And When The Dementors Went On Face-Sucking Benders He Turned Back Time And Went Bucking Wild Thanks To Yet Another Clutch Assist From His Freind Hermione, That's Just Her Style Oh, Snap Wait, I Just Had A Very Shocking Realisation She Is The True Hero Of The Tale Without Her Wits, Bravery, And Transfiguration They'd All Be Dead Or Worse Fail I Mean Like Come On She Set Plans In Plans In Motion, Saved Elves, And Brewed Potions Never Once Gave Into Fear Though Harry Was Named Head Of Dumbledore's Army The Whole Thing Was Her Idea She Socked Malfoy, Not A Big Deal He's A Douche Canoe, Just Wanted To Mention It And What Does This Hardwork Bring Her? A Little Spineless Scrub How'd This Badass Witch, Get Hitched To This b*t*h? J.K Even Knows She Fawkesed Up Yes, Harry Is The "Boy Who Lived" As Evidenced By His Head Although Hermione Here Is Why That Nincompoop Isn't Dead
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