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Live Broadcast WFMU 4/11/94
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The Queers
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DJ: Let's hear from the Queers JOE QUEER: Okay, we all set in there, Pat? PAT: We're all set! JOE: This is our set from 19, uh... 1983. We have our original lead vocalist, Wimpy, back again WIMPY: We are the Queers! This song's called, "We'd Have A Riot Doing Heroin!" We'd have a riot doing heroin Take that needle and stick it in We'd stick that spike into our skin Yeah, we'd have a riot doing heroin Go! We'd have a riot doing heroin Take that needle and stick it in We'd stick that spike into our skin Yeah, we'd have a riot doing heroin Go! We'd have a riot doing heroin Take that needle and stick it in We'd stick that spike into our skin Yeah, we'd have a riot doing heroin Go! 1-2-3-4! I wake up and smoke a joint I love my life, there's just no point Hit the couch, turn on the tube I love to watch the Family Feud I'm all f**ked up, it's time for me To change the channel on TV Getting late, I have to crash I wish I had some corned beef hash Go to the sink, do the big spit I'm in a rut, don't give (a sh*t) 1-2-3-4! Fagtown, downtown, all the queers hang around Haircuts [?] Les Motelles is served with quiche Fags hold hands up on the beach Fagtown, Fagtown, Fagtown, Fagtown sucks Fagtown, Fagtown, Fagtown, Fagtown sucks Fagtown, Fagtown, Fagtown, Fagtown sucks Fagtown, Fagtown, Fagtown, Fagtown sucks I want [unintelligible] I want it now I want [unintelligible] I want it now I want [unintelligible] I want it now I want [unintelligible] I want it now Well, Tulu is a wimp Because he is a wimp Well, Tulu is a wimp Because he is a wimp Well, Tulu is a wimp Because he is a wimp Well, Tulu is a wimp Because he is a wimp Well, Tulu was our bass player And then he quit the band He said he had to go somewhere But he had nothing planned So Tulu went to New York He said he had to go He asked me, "What's a [?] ?" (He certainly should know) Well, Tulu has a girlfriend He says he really likes her But we can't stand her 'Cause 'cause she won't drink Budweiser Tulu is a wimp Because he is a wimp Tulu is a wimp Because he is a wimp Tulu is a wimp Because he is a wimp Well, Tulu is a wimp Because he is a wimp There are lots of pretty girls I like to [?] It's such a different world I want to live at the mall At the mall At the mall At the mall Everything you need is there They can do anything at all Well, they'll clean your teeth and cut your hair Yes, I want to live at the mall At the mall At the mall At the mall This place sucks! At the mall At the mall At the mall At the mall Yes, I want to live (at the mall) Yes, I want to live (at the mall) Yes, I want to live (at the mall) Yes, I want to live at the mall WIMPY: I spent the rent I (spent the rent) I (ain't got a cent) I (spent the rent) I (ain't got a cent) I (spent the rent) I (ain't got a cent) I (spent the rent) I ain't got a cent 1-2-3-4! I never hold a job for more than a week My father was a rich man, and my mother, a geek People say I'm lazy, and they say I'm a j*rk And they think that I'm crazy 'cause I don't wanna work 'Cause I don't wanna work I don't wanna work I never hold a job for more than a week My father was a rich man, and my mother, a geek People say I'm lazy, and they say I'm a j*rk And they think that I'm crazy 'cause I don't wanna work 'Cause I don't wanna work I don't wanna work I don't wanna work Well, I don't wanna work 1-2-3-4! I don't wanna work I don't wanna work Well, I don't wanna work Well, I don't wanna work WIMPY: I'm useless I'm always doing things that I don't wanna do Seem to bite off more than I can chew Used to have a job, but now I'm through Guess I'm pretty stupid, but so are you 'Cause I'm useless Well, my girlfriend went and left me My landlord kicked me out I'm lonely, scared, and smelly I wanna die but don't know how WIMPY: He's seven years old, and he's dying of old age! And I don't care about any of you limp-wristed funny boys! 'Cause I'm useless 'Cause I'm useless 'Cause I'm useless 'Cause I'm useless Useless Useless Useless Useless Useless This place sucks This place sucks This place sucks This place sucks I don't know just where to go There's things I don't wanna know I don't know what we can do But this place sucks This place sucks This place sucks This place sucks There's only so much I can give My brain is getting like a sieve There's really nowhere else to live But this place sucks This place sucks This place sucks This place sucks WIMPY: I made it through the Cub Scouts...but I was kicked out of the Webelos! 1-2-3-4! This is something no one knows (Kicked out of the Webelos) Do you think it really shows? (Kicked out of the Webelos) Punched her in her snotty nose (Kicked out of the Webelos) Daddy beat me with a hose (Kicked out of the Webelos) Well, I guess that's the way it goes Kicked out of the Webelos Go! Go! This is something no one knows (Kicked out of the Webelos) Do you think it really shows? (Kicked out of the Webelos) Punched her in her snotty nose (Kicked out of the Webelos) Daddy beat me with a hose (Kicked out of the Webelos) Well, I guess that's the way it goes Kicked out of the Webelos Kicked out of the Webelos Kicked out of the Webelos Out of the Webelos Cut my hair and try to fit in But I hang around, and I just can't win Oh yeah I don't know just what to say But I want things to go my way Oh yeah Want to, just can't I want to, just can't seem to fit in Want to, just can't I want to, just can't seem to fit in Oh no 'Cause nobody likes me, nobody likes me Nobody likes me, nobody likes me Nobody likes me, nobody likes me Nobody likes me, nobody likes me Say the clothes don't make the man But I don't seem to understand Oh yeah I don't know just what to say But I want things to go my way Oh yeah Want to, just can't I want to, just can't seem to fit in Want to, just can't I want to, just can't seem to fit in Oh no 'Cause nobody likes me, nobody likes me Nobody likes me, nobody likes me Nobody likes me, nobody likes me Nobody likes me, nobody likes me Cut my hair, and I try to fit in But I hang around, and I just can't win Oh yeah They say the clothes don't make the man But they don't seem to understand Oh no Want to, just can't I want to, just can't seem to fit in Want to, just can't I want to, just can't seem to fit in 'Cause nobody likes me, nobody likes me Nobody likes me, nobody likes me Nobody likes me, nobody likes me Nobody likes me, nobody likes me MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark All the sweet green icing is flowing down 'Cause someone left the cake out in the rain (Whoo!) MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark All the sweet green icing is flowing down 'Cause someone left the cake out in the rain I don't think that I can take it 'Cause it took so long to bake it And I'll never have that recipe again MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark All the sweet green icing is flowing down 'Cause someone left the cake out in the rain (Wimpy!) 1-2-3-4! MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark All the sweet green icing is flowing down 'Cause someone left the cake out in the rain I don't think that I can take it 'Cause it took so long to bake it And I'll never have that recipe again WIMPY: I'm nowhere at all No one knows how old I am But I remember Vietnam They tell me I don't dye my hair I hate my life, and I don't care I'm nowhere at all I'm nowhere at all I'm nowhere at all I'm nowhere at all I wish I was back in LA I wish I was there today They really think I'm cool out there But out here, they just don't care I'm nowhere at all I'm nowhere at all I'm nowhere at all I'm nowhere at all I'm nowhere at all Said you called me, but you f**kin' lied You little b*t*h, you deserve to die I'm just sittin' here pullin' my pud With a dirty magazine and a six of Bud Nothing to do, nothing to do Nothing to do, nothing to do You said we'd go see a flick And you said that you'd suck my d**k Then I saw you with that jock And all I can say is, "What the [unintelligible]?" Nothing to do, nothing to do Nothing to do, nothing to do Nothing to do, nothing to do WIMPY: I like young girls UNKNOWN: Hugh...Hugh... JOE: Hugh! I like young girls with their ponytails They live in a world where nothing ever fails I like young girls I like the way they smell Like their pretty curls Their folks can give you hell Okay, let's go! I like young girls with their ponytails They live in a world where nothing ever fails I like young girls I like young girls I like young girls Well, I like young girls (Whoo!)
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