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Bearded Nun
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The Key of Awesome
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Bearded, bearded nu-un Bearded, bearded nu-un Bearded, bearded nu-un Bearded, Gaga You ask where I get my ideas from I used to get them from my gay husband But predictable is what he has become So now I only listen to the nun (Ha-ah, ah-ah-ah, ha-ah, ah) That was a good one You are comedian I don't know what he is but I think he's the shiz So I'm worshipping the Bearded Nun I know a lot of trannies, geeks, and circus freaks But he's easily the wеirdest one I'm not sure if it's a dudе 'Cos I've never seen it nude Puts on lipstick with a gun The father, son, and Bearded Nun Gaga, I'm home I brought food for the gnomes Are you here alone? What the Gaga? How the hell could you do this to me? Get thee to a bearded nunnery What are you doing home on a school day? School is closed for Kathy Griffin Day I challenge you to a weird-off Of fives round, the loser leaves town This is the championship, it will decide who is hip Here's Lord Gaga's first attempt (ohh, that was nice) And now the nun's at the plate, he slaps a cat in the face And builds a gingerbread house with his mind Here's Lord Gaga's retort: he's putting on his cheese shorts And then he brings out some mice (okay, that's weird) Looks like the nun's on the ropes, he calls in the Bearded Pope Who gets a razor and shaves off his beard (no!) I guess that means he won but now his beard is gone And that's where he gets his power from Bearded, bearded nu-un I think we're done Dear gay husband Accept my apolo-Gaga
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