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Cock Pushups
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Tenacious D
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KG: Do you think that um, do you think that when the album, when this is out... JB: Yeah? KG: Do you think it will make us um, more attractive to the ladies? JB: Pshh, yeah, in fact, I been getting ready. KG: Yeah? JB: Yeah, I been doin cock pushups. KG: Cock Pushups? JB: Yeah. KG: What are those? JB: Its where you f*ckin lay down flat on the ground. KG: Yeah...JB: And then you let your boner lift you up off the ground. KG: N... no, that's, that'd be impossible. Your cock can support your whole weight? JB: Well not at first... KG: Yeah? JB: But over time. KG: Hmm... how many pushups can you do? JB: ...cock pushups? KG: Yeah... I guess, you could only do one really. JB: Yeah, well one is all you need.
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