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“Excuse Me....” Hapgood’s Entrance
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Stephen Sondheim
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Excuse me, but could you direct me to the Cookie Jar? What for? There's nobody there, they're all here Where? There! They don't look it Of course they don't look it, because all of them aren't Well, which ones are? You're asking me? Yes? You can't tell by looking? Do I look it? Actually, no There you are! Then why aren't you there? Because I'm herе! I'm in charge! You can't be Dr. Detmold Of coursе I'm not Dr. Detmold! He isn't here, but he's at the Cookie Jar Which is? That way! Thank you Schub, I absolutely refuse to be hated again! Ah, Dr. Detmold? Who in that line is a patient of yours? My new a**istant will help you And where is he? He knows, I don't. He was due several patients ago. Ah! Doctor Doctor! Detmold, L. Morris Hapgood, J. Bowden I'm terrible on faces, but I never remember a name. Mayor Schub, Comptroller Hoover Hooper, my new a**istant Dr. J Doctor He's Schub, you're Hapgood, and I'm delighted Good. If you need help, bring your dreams to the Cookie Jar, and my new a**istant will confuse you So, you are gonna take care of me He's going to take care of us, first! Now, Doctor, here's our problem in a nutshell Oh, Schub, haha We must know immediately which of the people on that line are bonafide pilgrims, ent**led to take our miracle waters, and which are Cookies Yes You've got the wrong man Now, Doctor, you're an eminent psychiatrist, aren't you? No I loathe modesty Even if I were Freud, I've just arrived here. How can I tell you like that who's a pilgrim and who's a Cookie? Dear Mayor A** That is obvious. Shall we dance? Your place or mine? Here and now What the hell is this? I have to think, and I think best on my feet. And I must think of a quick way to discover who is who and what is what and make everybody— Yes? —happy! Mayor? You may
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