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Abcdefgh I don’t like Liechtenstein
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Rucka Rucka Ali
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For 2 or 3 blocks In the middle of the Alps Is a country that's small And they're really not strong For 200 Francs Get a castle and some dogs I don't care if that rhymed 'Cause I don't respect them Anton Liechtenstein's for whom they named it Even he didn't want it 'Cause it's gay as sh*t For the first the first hundred years Even the princes of the new kingdom Didn't visit it The Swiss accidentally invaded But they didn't want it So back to them, they gave it The people in thе land Can't really play sh*t Bet they nеver beat the USA at games Back in World War 2 They probably sat it out Not like we'd notice them, though Uneducated too So let me spell it out A, B, C, D, E, F, G H I J K, L M N O P Q R S T U V What the f**k is Lichtenstein? F**k you, if you're from there I don't know what your problem is Blocking my drive from Buchs to Franstanz I'm not a fan of Lichtenstein A, B, C, Dude f**k Lichtenstein Back in cavemen times They were naked The Greeks then made them gay And they stayed it The Germans made them their b*t*h So did the Danish The Swiss accidentally invaded Their name sounds like Jews They should change it now It's not a country I like Their flag's red and blue So let me spell it out A, B, C, D E, F, God Lichtenstein is So really f**king bad They're a little small dump Just an awkward small gump They're a few couple miles smaller than Luxembourg They just have a gift shop And a couple nice cops I'm not a fan of Lichtenstein A, B, Can Lichtenstein f**k off A lot is wrong with Lichtenstein A, B, C, D, E, F, G H, I don't like Lichtenstein I don't hope that they die But I wouldn't be sad They're too f**kin' small Just a fifteen minute walk With your friend or With your dog You can walk across
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