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FEMALE ASIAN DRIVER
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REI AMI
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I almost died the other day Drove into the railing Stared death into the face And it said, "What it do baby?" "You tryna die today?" And I was like, "Maybe?" And my cute little dog was on the passenger side She jumped into my lap and started crying, oh no She's like, "What the f**k do you think you're doing mama?" (b*t*h, what the f**k?) 'Cause you're acting like a real female asian driver Oh-oh oh-oh Female asian driver That's me, a female asian driver, yeah yeah That's me, a female asian driver, ooh yeah That's me, oh-oh, yeah Well, I guess that makes sense 'Cause I got titties and plus I'm asian And I'm swervin' in and outta lanes like it's mayday b*t*h I'm crazy, don't you try me, damn Think I might've killed a bunny I'm so sorry little bunny Should've hopped hopped hopped, hopped away Hopped hopped hopped, out my way I'm 5'2", and I'm really cute Put everyone someone passes me They're like, "Of course, she's asian" What the f**k? I've been staying in my lane Haven't sped up in any way But, anyway, yeah! Now I got bruises all over my body The seatbelt, it choked me Now I look like I got a bunch of hiccies on my neck, damn I'm a mess, yeah I hope I don't have to get a new car 'Cause I can't afford that right now, yeah-eah-eah And f**k my insurance company, ain't helpin' me Please don't raise my premium, you b*t*h
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