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Goose on Holiday: An Untitled Goose Game Song
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Is this somebody's stool? 'Cause I need it What a fine looking fruit, guess I'll eat it Were you using this pipe? Well, it's mine now Will it bug you if I take your sign down? I think I'll take this rusty rake And once I break your old broom, they'll both go into the lake It'd be a shame if someone came Along and threw off your aim, hey, mate, it's only a game Look, here's the gist, my evil list Consists of ways to cause mayhem and put pants in a twist The folks I've goosed have now deduced That since they've locked me away, the geese have come home to roost You'd better lock your gates and hide your lingerie From your friendly bird of prey Because the goose is loose and here for fowl play I'm a goose on holiday Hey, that radio's nice, and I want it Lovely ribbon you've got, I'ma flaunt it This harmonica needs me to tune it That's a beautiful rose, time to prune it Hear that crash? It's your trash Oh, I'll be back in a flash to make you waste all your cash I'm in your hedge, got any veg? You seem a little on edge, don't hit your hand with your sledge Hey, here's a tip, try not to trip Your shoes can go for a dip all while I give you the slip I'm here to seize your ham and cheese I may just get you all wet and then escape with your keys I hope you come enjoy my manic matinee Starring me, your Bird of Prey That's right, the goose is loose and causing quite the fray While I'm here on holiday Went to pour me a pint but you stole it And my football's been knicked, where'd you roll it? Half my garden is gone 'cause you plucked it And hit me straight on the head with this bucket You can run, you can hide But we'll be right on your tail and we're all fit to be tied Yeah, you can honk and you can flap Well, I can eat you for lunch for making off with me cap You broke my fence, ransacked the pub! You trashed the TV boutique and left a hole in my shrub You smashed my vase, untied my shoes We've come to take back our stuff and then get rid of this goose That's nice, but (So stay away) I'm not sure I (Go on, be off with you, okay?) Properly conveyed (We're very done with you today) I'm a bird, a (You've caused us all so much dismay) Bird of prey Too late (No poppyc*ck, back to your bay) The goose is loose (Do you hear anything we say?) And likely here to stay (Enough of this absurd display) On extended (It's time to make the poultry pay) Holiday
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