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Love Songs Gone TERRIBLY Wrong!
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Nickelback
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The video starts off with an ad for 'Omaze'. Omaze is a website that gives away prizes that give money to select charities such as 'After-School All-Stars' which was founded by Arnold Schwarzenegger in 1992. If you would like to hear more, go to Stevie's video in the URL given, or go to his YouTube channel Shut up! *Smiles and Nods* Serenade me! [Steve} Yeah...Haha, yeah! *Clapping* CUT MY WIFE INTO PIECES WITH A SERRATED SWORD! CUT AND SLICING, AND DICE HER OH, BUT FIRST, CAN YOU MAKE ME SOME SUPPER? Ner-ner-ner-ner-nernеrnernerner- NO! That's not a lovе song! Play me a love song with your acoustic! O-oh, yeah.. Sorry about that babe! And you *craps self* Are.. The only exception and you *diarrheas self* Don't give me erections That's freaking discussing! Well, I thought you liked love songs! I wanted songs from the heart, not songs from the shart! And I swear~.. That the moon is as big as your thighs And I swear~.. That my girlfriend is really a guy, with fake hair DON'T TOUCH ME! I should have swiped left Your face looks like your b***.. I'm sorry but you will never make me *** And I swear~... Skip! [Steve (John Legend - All of Me) Cause all of me is like half of you I caught most of your infections.. Just wish you would trim your downstairs hedges *Gasp* Lady in blue, she stands when she pees.. I saw her last night, she's more well-hung than me! Oh, what a sight to see! I'll never forget, her a** is hairier than mine! Can you play photograph? Oh yeah, sure babe! Look at this photograph Every time I do it makes me laugh When did your eyes get so big? Two years ago, we should have burned that wig! No! I meant Photograph by Ed Sheeran! Oh, haha, right, sorry babe! Don't go changing the radio station, when we're driving in the car. Mhmhmh~ It's my medal playlist.. And if you don't like it? You can buy your own damn car! Yeah, yeah, sorry I don't like your Dr-DreamTheatre! That stupid DreamTheatre song lasted the entire seven minutes to the gas station! Th-yeah, and we almost made it through the intro! Pa**in' shart That's your only skill Stop before You make me feel sickly ill! That's some shart! I'm too young to know that song, skiiiip! [Steve (Kiss on my List - Daryl Hall & John Oates) Because my fist, my fist, is all you kiss Because my fist, my fist, is on my wrist Because my fist is all you kiss when I turn off the lights! So that's why your lips taste like knuckle! Maybe I didn't punch you quite as hard as I should! And baby I wasn't honest, you never gave me **** Your eyes are like the nipples on your breasts The right one always looks inside! Your eyes and nipples aren't aligned And that is all that's on my mind Oh yeah, because your eyes are so perfectly aligned! And I would do anything for love I just wish you would shave your back And I would do anything for love.. But I won't do that Won't do that? Right, right Well if you don't need me anymore, I guess I'll be on my way, bye! Well, babe, I wasn't done! Bye, bye forever Thanks for the memories! Oh, you want me to sing you a country song! Come on, come on, come on, come on! I- hahah.. Yeah, I f-, I forgot the lyrics, babe.. Do that again and I WILL threaten you I don't know why you do what you do Out of ten you are a two if you're wearing a paper bag I don't know what to do with my life You haven't changed your shirt since two-thousand-and-five! And you're a bed wetter! Skip! I think that if we had a baby I'd probably drown it in the sink oh yeah-yeah! I'd have to stay with you forever! You would take my car and house >:( S k i p! I said maybe Your skin is dry, and blemishy, and pasty! Skip! Baby! I could [ ? ] Taylor Swift with a beard Oh~ the more I look at you the sicker I get! Bye! I'm leaving, goodbye. *drops something* And now that your a** is in view I might leave the room and throw up.. *gags* Wait, no-no-no-no, babe! No, I'm leaving for good this time! Baabe! Have fun being alone by the way, you'll never get a girlfriend! Babe.. I love you I don't care! I haven't played you your favorite song yet, you can't just- Give me one more chance, oh, come-, mwah, mwah, mwah, come on, one more chance! This is your LAST chance! One more chance, I promise this time, I'll sing- I'll sing good this time. I promise Well then, favorite song, please! Have I told you lately? **** You! Yup, yup, YUP! Have I told you, there's a few people above you? 😬 You broke my bathroom scale You're like a nerdy whale! Now my scale's stuck at two-forty-two.. *gasps* you TRICK! Give me- give me that! Babe! Babe, what the heck are you doing? This is not sanctimonious! I love it when you call me 'Señorita' I know you'd rather be with Camila Cabello But all you do is cala-la-la-la, cala-la-la-la-la You're such a nerd geezer Who looks like he is in Weezer Now I'm leaving you forever cause you're being such a TRICK! Oh, baby girl! You're the worst boyfriend I have ever had this week! Oh no, come on! Oh, I'll seduce you, babe! I will seduce ya- [Steve (Isn't She Lovely? - Stevie Wonder) Isn't she fugly? MMMMMM! I'm not fond of the shape of you Three-hundred founds and four-foot-two [The last minute is exclusively on his YouTube channel, sorry!]
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