Correction Lyrics All I Want for Christmas (Is a Pardon from the President) by Nick Lutsko

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It's almost Christmas time and I'm all by myself
I ain't got no Christmas cheer
I ain't ringin' no jingle bells
I cut myself shaving
I left a little blood in my sink
It scared some people on the internet
But I swear it isn't what they think

I've been as good as gravy this whole year
I'd let you ask my grandma but my grandma isn't here

All I want for Christmas is a pardon from the president
I didn't do anything wrong
But the Police are asking questions and Grandma's gone

All I want for Christmas is a pardon from the president
I've told them everything that I know
I left her at the motel and she nеver came home

But still thе police won't leave me alone
And Nick Jr's never gonna give me a show
Until the president pardon's me and charges Jeff Bezos

President Trump
First and foremost thank you for ending the war on Christmas
You and I share a common enemy in Jeff Bezos
He ruined my Halloween party and he probably murdered my Grandma
We can take him town together but I need you to do one thing for me

Pardon me
Jeff Bezos murdered Barnes & Noble
Jeff Bezos Murdered Sears (Pardon me)
Jeff Bezos probably murdered my Grandma
Christmas time is almost here (Pardon me)

Jeff Bezos murdered Barnes & Noble (All I want for Christmas is a pardon from the president)
Jeff Bezos murdered Sears (It's as easy as a stroke of a pen)
Jeff Bezos probably murdered my Grandma (All I want for Christmas is a pardon from-)

Christmas time is almost here!

But still the police won't leave me alone
And Nick Jr's never gonna give me a show
Until the president pardons me-

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