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L.A.W.Y.E.R.S.
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Michael Jackson
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But you can click this audio button Smoking is not allowed on any flight and federal law prohibits tampering, disabling, or destroying any restroom smoke detector. There are six exits on this plane, four doors, two on each side, and two window exits located over the wing. All exits are clearly marked with an exit sign. Please take a moment to find an exit closest to you That sh*t looks like it belongs in... Fortnite This is a Connor certified hood beat Hahahahahahahaha you think Shrek is your true love hoo hoo hoo Ayy f**kin' hoes with my man Clinton and Epstein Pickin’ up Glocks like b*t*hes Seein' the glitches in their pussies (Bruh) Shoutout to my main b*t*hes Avery and Rebecca Their pu**y so good (f**k her right in the pu**y) Coochie so fire it's so appalling (YES YES YES) Your mom loves my c*ck likes it DiGiorno She f**ks like it’s a damn porno Just kidding that sh*t is for homos We only be praying to our lord and savior (Bababooey) b*t*hes treat my d**k like its an embassy Better get a vasectomy to not spread the legacy Got a c*ck of gold that never gets old to these hoes (LOOK HERE, LOOK, LISTEN) Droppin' bars like World Trade Centers Shoutout to George Bush, wait never mind f**k George Bush (Keemstar: Ranger Joe scream) Rest In Peace to my man Donald Trump Man was such a pimp *Lil Skid Mark moaning* (Hee Hee) Every night I jack off (Bruh) This stupid b*t*h just gave me a cough b*t*h told me I look like Kristoff (from Frozen) Then she took my pants off (OOOHOHHHH SHE DID WHAAAT TO YOUR WHOOOO) My p*n*s is approximately 7 and a half inches long So happy I'm going to smoke a bong Just kidding, Drugs are bad Me and my boys smoking p*n*ses (Moaning) Your mom is a redditor A goddamn predator Your mom legit voted for Biden Lol just kidding Biden f**king cheated (Just like my b*t*hy wife) (Fart) My girlfriend just f**ked me with a strap on (Bruh) f**ked me so bad I need a tampon! (Slowed Bruh) (WHAT THE f**k SHE WHAAAAT) f**k PornHub Me and the boys going on Hentai Haven Actually f**k that too Porn isn't even epic anymore (Allahu Akbar) How about another joke Murray I think we've had enough of your jokes What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner and a society that treats him like trash I'll call the police I'll tell ya what you get You get what you f**kin' deserve Minnesota AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH, f**kING WHORES, YOU f**kING WHORES And when you’re a star they let you do it, you can do anything, you grab ’em by the pu**y Boy this is worse than the time I was sus, oh yeah it was definitely green, boy let me tell ya he was eyein' that drip the whole time, caught him in the act, I chose brown because it’s the color of poo Pokémon GO to the polls Who made mans' mouth, who made the deaf, the mute, the seeing, or the blind, did not I, now go Could you please give us your name (White people be like), Jeffrey Epstein, is it true sir that uhh (Black people be like), you have been described as an egg shaped p*n*s (What in the f**k) I am the light of the world, he that followeth me shall not walk in darkness, but shall have the light of life f**k this I'm on blogTV with my f**king hands up, I'm not starting my f**king self, you f**king stupid b*t*h, this stupid f**king justice all f**king righteous f**king (Slowed Bruh), Alex is doing this sh*t, you f**king (Slowed Bruh), I swear to f**king God I’m gonna, yo everybody type in the chat Alex is a stupid (Slowed Bruh), just type in the chat Alex is a stupid (Slowed Bruh) Yeah I just sh*t my pants (Poop) Always doin' crazy sh*t Like contracting AIDS (Bruh) Lil Skid Mark always talkin' ‘bout James Charles But been saying (They thought I was gay) I'm high off this p*ss pack Little boys in that group chat Always acting wack (pu**y) But I won't shoot up the school Like my boy Thomas Jordan (Bruh) And you know I'm ballin' Like Michael Jordan Shoutout Mr. Massoud He a real dude When I see a black person You know I gotta kneel (White people be like) You literally have chlamydia (Bruh) And you know I'm good at the Frases Del Día Like uno, dos, tres Damn I that drink was laced (You always act like a lil brat) Shout Out Lil DooDoo He a real fella And he's always horny And Taco Bell makin' him shart So you know he just took a doodoo (21) I'm one third of PooPoo My rhymes are so sick Like that one Jew Your balls be lookin' real blue When I see Obama I go pew pew pew (You a victim) I did not have sexual relations with that women This is a Connor certified hood beat Hahahahahahahaha you think Shrek is your true love hoo hoo hoo Yeah, I may be bisexual But you, just full on homosexual Why do girls like it doggystyle (THEY ARE FURRIES) Me and my boys going missionary (WE ARE NOT DOGf**kERS) Shoutout to my mom She is happily married f**k YOU SPENCER (Mega faggot) Got my fellas in Paris and they're gonna go PooPoo, and the L.A.W.Y.E.R.S. in Brazil they're playing among us, SUS Yeah f**k you to all the haters This sh*t is so good Go listen to that Public Enemy and new PooPoo We all going f**king diamond PooPoo and lil graz 9 out (Hey guys I'm gonna be turning Super Saiyan 3, you ready let's go, *scream*) So it's kinda cool that it actually reads to you, it's an awesome feature
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