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An Honest 2018 Christmas Song
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MALINDA
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We won't mess up 2018... We wish you a Merry Christmas With a hint of cognitive dissonance It's a 2018 Christmas How can we celebrate We started strong with Logan Paul His screw up in Japan And who the heck eats Tide Pods? A shame this trend began I'm sick of Fornite dances And web trash of all kinds And we're all leaving Facebook behind On to Instagram, yes, numb our minds Oh, but it's not hopeless, now There's always more to say Olympians united us Global talents on display (Sing!) Flooooooooo-rida FEMA helps post-Michael (Sing!) Gloooooooooo-ria More people recycle Fascism is spreading faster Fa la la la la la la la la Yemen famine a disaster Nom nom nom nom nom nom no more nom Children locked up, nuclear clashes Fa la la la la car crash Brexit la (Sing!) Brazil's museum now in ashes Fa la dammit la, la la la Prince Harry got married Black Panther was a smash hit And all 12 boys and coach Were pulled from the cave So many more women Succed in holding office And The Queer Eye guys are awesome The Queer Eye guys are awesome If we have nothing else At least The Queer Eye guys are hot O Canada, O Canada You're looking more inviting The young people of this world Have shown they'll lead the way But the world we're giving them to use Grows warmer every day We launched a sports car into space And the raccoon made it on the top The existential dread and fear Oh, will it ever stop? No To 2019, my friends For 2019 Let's try to not be total d**ks In 2019!
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