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Too High
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Lil Dicky
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Wassup, wassup y'all LD aka Young Dick Had to make a track about smoking weed, man Every rapper got a track about smoking weed so I didn't really have a choice But, I guess I made mine a little bit different is all It's like, it's like, it's like Blowin something sticky word to pre-cum dicks I'm with my team in this bitch, and we all getting lit I mean the weed hella loud, like a teenage chick And we been smoking for a minute, yeah we blowin on that ganja And now I'm huffin and puffin, I'm choking on that bong And the dope I'm on is bomb I'm smoking that Vietcong Getting real high Watching funny videos of Bill Nye Tell me that this jam isn't still fly -- "Ayo, check this out... hahahaha..." "Oh, my god... I forgot all about this shit This shit is f*cking crazy... hahahaha..." "Holy shit Wow, I'm like, uncomfortably high..." Now I'm getting hungry than a muthaf*cka Put some chicken nuggets in the oven at 400 Where'd I put that honey mustard Lookin all around the cupboard for that muthaf*cka Until I discovered a custard, I covered wit butter from last week How long do them thangs keep? Guess I better ask Jeeves Go get ma computer but I'm staring at the damn screen (wow) Damn D, you forgetting what ya task be The puff puff pass, gotcha gassed Now ya man is f*cked And I was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff But I think I'm way too high And I ain't wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit But I think ma brains too fried And yeah I'm f*ckin faded but I hate it I'm praying that I make it Afraid I'm goin to dieeeee I'm too blazed, it's too late To save Dicky from this f*ckin place, cause he too high Now I'm freakin out up in this bitch Can't control it and ma homies passin round another spliff So I bolted to the BR Consulted with the mirror Lil Dicky please step up, you pathetic Cause the weed in you beating you Then all a sudden I'm on the toilet beating ma penis blue But I ain't cummin because as I'm imagining f*cking something That pretty girl I'm humping Becoming my f*ckin cousin, or mother or brother Or some other f*cking disgusting person Ma brain is bein strange, cause I'm high as a plane I ain't deranged, I'm just saying it's a violent strain So I go back to the back where they packing up cigars Dipping snacks, kicking back, staring at some Avatars Then I flipped, took a decade and a half to make that shit Yet they couldn't put a second and a half up in that script How the f*ck a human being wanna f*ck a Blueish green 7' 3'' tail having ass thing Man I'm high as f*ck And I was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff But I think I'm way too high And I ain't wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit But I think ma brains too fried And yeah I'm f*ckin faded but I hate it I'm praying that I make it Afraid I'm goin to dieeeee I'm too blazed, it's too late To save Dicky from this f*ckin place, cause he too high Rock hard cock, cause I'm watching Katy Perry And in her video the whole world's made of candy (wow) Damn, I ain't even got no candy So now I'm at the f*cking C store Where ya man be torn than a maf*cka Peanut mandm's or a Twix Can't commit, so I count the benefits on ma hands Goddamn now I'm weary of the man -- yeah the cashier Homeland, Nazir S-s-s-so damn tweaked I can't even cross the mothaf*ckin street Gotta wait until that muthaf*cka's green Now I'm back up at the crib, and I'm laughin at giraffes long necks Gotta shit, but the path to the bathroom is complex Crafted a long text, took about an hour Took a scary shower, now I'm sitting naked on the ground Man I'm f*cked up. I'm bout to call ma mom up and tell her what's up This sucks I'm high as f*ck And I was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff But I think I'm way too high And I ain't wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit But I think ma brains too fried And yeah I'm f*ckin faded but I hate it I'm praying that I make it Afraid I'm goin to dieeeee I'm too blazed, it's too late To save Dicky from this f*ckin place, cause he too high Oh my god This shit is not fun, man I can't stop thinkin' 'bout weird ass shit Watching Lady Gaga I can't stop thinking about who the f*ck Alejandro is Who the f*ck is he? Jerking off, I came during the position change Like, in the porn, like when they was chaning positions, I came Ain't nothing worse than that Nothing worse than that shit, everybody knows that Aye, but like, I've been thinking 'bout like When the sun goes behind the clouds, what does it do? Like, does it smile? Like, what does it do, does it show it's dick? It's something to think about Like it's doing something, and we can't see it So like, what's it doin? I don't even know like, what it's doing Because, if it's showing it's dick, I'm tryna see that I bet the sun got a big ass dick Alright, I gotta go to bed F*ck, I forgot about them chicken nuggets from the first verse They still in the oven, damn, probably burnt as shit by now I guess I gotta go get them, fire hazard Goodnight
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