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Pillow Talking
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Lil Dicky
Featuring(s) : Brain
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Ayy, ayy, damn L tapped twice on some ass, like grams I just f*cked, ay Now what I'm doin'? I'm just pillow talkin' with a bitch, ayy I'm just pillow talkin' with a bitch, ayy (Do you f*ck with the war?) I just finished spazzin' on a bitch, ayy Now I'm pillow talkin' with a bitch, ayy I'm like, "Girl, that was great, talk about a connection" "Am I alone in my praise, do you share my assessment?" She like, "heh, yeah, that was nice", (eh) "I enjoyed myself" "Great", "Yeah" She like, "Can you reach that shelf for my phone?" "I'll take care the alarm" I'm like, "Oh, for the mornin', like, to sleep?" She like, "Yeah, heh, we just had sex", (eh) "What did you think?" "I was just gonna f*ck you and leave?" "No, I— I hadn't thought that far ahead" "But of course, can I get you a t-shirt—" "Oh, can you not tickle my hair?" (eh) "It's just a personal thing, it's not you" "Okay, sorry for doin' it, heh" "No, no, this just a personal thing, it's not you" "Okay, cool" (eh) "Yeah, uh, so, you're from Minnesota?" "Only thing I know is that it's colder" "Break it down, how's it compare to livin' in LA?" "Well, I can't compare them, they're so different" "You know what I'm sayin'?" "Yeah, for sure" She like, "Apples to oranges" "Well, you can still compare them, but I hear you" "Uh, what's the deal with your family? Got any siblings?" She like, "I have a brother" I'm like, "Oh, what he do?" She like, "he in the Army" "Oh, true" "Uh, do you f*ck with the war?" She like, "Huh? What did you just say?" "Uh, like, just now?", "Yeah" "Do you f*ck with the war?" "No, I don't f*ck with the war" I'm like, "No, I don't f*ck with the war" "Just don't know how to react to the forces" "I should have just thanked you, of course it's not—" "Uh, why would you thank me?" "Uh, I guess I assumed it extended to families" But, okay, while we're on the topic, I been actually thinkin' About some shit, about the Army and Navy What if tomorrow is the day that the f*ckin' aliens came and invaded our nation? Like, would we even be able to f*ck with their shit? Like, do we got the type of weaponry to f*ck with their ships? Or not at all, like, would they just walk up in this motherf*cker Laughin' at us, and blastin' at us And makin' everybody disintegrate and assimilate without a hint of intimidation? Or could we do some shit to be makin' they heart race? Granted, I don't know the alien heart But, you get what the f*ck I'm sayin'? "Uhm" Like what the f*ck would it be like? Would they be like "Earth go hard" (eh) Or is it just another conquest? (oh) Or would they be like, "Damn, Earth go hard" (eh) They was harder than Simian You ever talk to your brother about this, uh, type of stuff? Then she like, "No" I'm like, "Well, what you think?" She like, "I don't concern myself with hypotheticals that couldn't be" (eh) I'm like, "Girl, what you mean?" She like, "I don't believe" "In the war?", "In aliens" "Oh, hold up, hold up, wait" "Girl, what you sayin'?" "That all of the life in the universe happens to be where you stand?" "I– I guess" "What an enormous coincidence that shit would be" "Do you see what I'm sayin'?" "I can't hear what you're sayin'" "Well, the universe always expandin'" (eh) "There are infinite galaxies" (infinite) "Why would we be the anomaly?" She like "That's no coincidence", (uh) "I call that shit god" (hold up) I'm like "Oh, you're religious, bitch" "You think it's all god?" "No, I know it's all god" "No, I know that there might be a god" "First off, nobody knows there's a god" "Girl, I think we should drop this" (eh) "No, what's goin' on in your brain right now?" Brain, ayy, Brain on some other shit though I been all up in the club for a year, hey (Brain) I been killin' shit, don't mind me, eh Uh, I'm just top flight, ah Uh, I could sure use a Sprite I'm thirsty as f*ck Who gettin' money? That's Brain (Brain) Who make decisions? That's Brain (That's Brain) Who make the hits? That been Brain (Oh, that Brain?) Who run this whole operation? That been Brain since— Brain, can— can you just get back to the issue here? Uh, really? Can you just remind the Brain? You're such an idiot, we're talking about god and if he exists Don't call Brain names, uh The Brain couldn't recall But if I'm not mistaken, this bitch to my left Guaranteed there's a god I believe in a god, yes So, god never wrong? God never wrong, right? Heh, yeah, that's, like, the whole point Brain, just get there, please Hold up, so, god made the Earth And god was like, hold up This shit is borin' It need more shit God was like, "I'ma put dinosaurs on that bitch" "Dinosaurs on that bitch" Then he like, "Why'd I put dinosaurs on that shit?" What is your brain even saying? Can he get to the point? Hold up, Brain, you just did it Ah God ain't wrong, what the f*ck was he thinking? About what? Bitch, the dinosaurs He made the Earth for them, but then he like, 'Nah'? 'Dinosaurs are just blah'? What's your point? 'I'ma cook up some blondes'? Like, he was way off, I don't look like a dinosaur Ho, them things thirty-five feet I'm like five-foot-eleven (Up on Tinder, I'm six-foot) Seen that Bronchiosaurus? That thing f*ckin' neck go to heaven (Good shit, Brain) And that's just an expression, bitch There ain't no heaven (eh) Funny – I'm just messin', but if he ain't wrong I guess this the exception Can I talk now? Go ahead Look, everything in life has purpose (eh) You, chickens, a midget at a circus What? I don't interpret She like, "That's not for me to determine" So dinosaurs' purpose was to just die? That's not for me to determine But, okay – I'm just a person Okay, but think of the root of the argument, girl (eh) View how we started this, girl Like, you don't believe in the aliens Yeah, I just— You confine god to Earth, girl, I find that shit salient I just don't presume to know the plan Bitch, me neither, but that's not what I've been sayin' Well, what are you saying? Why can't god f*ck with aliens? Why can't Earth be like a f*ckin' small side project for this guy? Okay, look, we just don't see eye to eye Yeah, but logically, like, you don't believe in your side Well, you're bringin' up f*ckin' dinosaurs Like, we could have shared the Earth with them, nobody knows Yeah, there is hard soil evidence, girl Like what's next, you don't f*ck with Pangaea? She like, "Let's change the subject" Okay, this bitch don't know 'bout Pangaea Brain, leave it alone Uh, I'm starvin' – are you hungry, by chance? Oh, my god, I'm so hungry Yes, do you wanna get a pizza? F*ck yeah, F*ck yeah, I'm on it Also, I'm sorry about that whole interrogation thing Come on, dude, I'm a grown up (eh) I'm capable of having intelligent conversations Okay, I just— f*ck it Back to this pizza, I lean pepperoni Ugh – sausage? How can you eat that shit? No, no, no, this not Domino's, this legit It's high quality meat and shit No, no, I'm vegetarian Oh, right, well, we can get half pepperoni (eh) And half of whatever you like Ugh, ew, I can't have that shit in the same box Uh, s— seriously? – Yeah You're that against meat? No, I'm that against us being gluttonous Thinkin' that animals live on this earth to get eat Okay, is it how we treat them? Heh, that sure doesn't help Okay – she like, "I'm not opposed to us huntin'" (eh) "But now we not trackin' them down" "We just breed 'em to eat, that's disgustin'" (eh) "You should honestly read on the subject" All right, hold up Just because we're not runnin' around with a bow and arrow Doesn't mean we're not huntin' these chickens We just set the place to do our huntin' intelligently enough To manipulate these animals and get them to do exactly what we want That's my point, we just incubate animals Instead of just letting them live how they come Yeah, but, that's your god at work, bitch While we go hard on Earth What you think would happen right now if you left my place And there were like three wolves waitin' for you? Wolves? – Bitch, they would tear your ass up Viciously, like, they would eat your titties (and your pussy) That's what they do (and your face and shit, eh) Humans are smarter, bitch, that's what we do She like, "Apples to oranges" Bitch, that phrase don't make no sense Why can't fruit be compared? She like, "I'm gonna leave" There's just all of these conflicting principles Right, enjoy your pepperoni pizza I will, that's my god-given right (eh) She like, "Where is my bag?" Oh, that leather one next to the trash? That's the one, right? Made out of cow, I think? Ugh, why are there no Ubers in this area? So you don't eat the meat (eh), you just be wearin' that shit I'm not listenin', dude – that's barbaric as shit (eh) Do you come from the vikings? Why are you even still talking? Do you take peoples' land? I'm not listenin', dude Do you f*ck with the war? How are there no Ubers anywhere? Just download Lyft (eh), they are bigger in presence out here I don't wanna add shit to my phone Okay, the choices are clear, ho Ubers are not around here, ho Taxis will come, but they real slow Ayy, the Brain gotta poop T minus five 'til the Brain gotta shit I just downloaded Lyft, but it's being so glitchy Uh, look, do you just want to sleep here? Uh, no thanks – It's past 2 AM I'm not sharing a bed with you You can sleep in my bed, I'll sleep on the floor Fine, you're sure? Yeah, it's cool I won't throw you out to the wolves Oh, my god, you are so annoying I couldn't help myself, but can you at least throw me a pillow? I'm just pillow talkin' with a bitch, ayy I'm just pillow talkin' with a bitch, ayy (Do you f*ck with the war?) I just finished spazzin' on a bitch, ayy Now I'm pillow talkin' with a bitch Brain gotta poop, still Please don't neglect the Brain Please don't neglect the Brain Hold on, is that my Lyft? I don't know if I— Nah, I got a pizza – full pepperoni, too So, you're not gonna wanna be a part of it But first you should poop Please don't neglect the Brain
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