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Jail (Dave on FXX)
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Lil Dicky
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On stage rapping, (oh) Ain't sh*t to me, I'm a rapper That's what I do (hey) Young Dave snappin (woo) The crowd seem to f**k with me and I like them, too Ordinarily I might joke around on the stage (ya) Funny motherf**ker, class clown, 12th grade Sometimes I might overstep my boundaries (hm) Do some weird sh*t, believe in the art of the joke (ya) In this case, I was like "Ay, y'all a great crowd So as a reward, do you wanna see my d**k?" Crowd went wild, now I'm kinda torn Mid-show soft d**k, is my worst soft d**k I'm a moron (show your d**k, show your d**k) Whole crowd chants (sh*t) I'm like, I can't, but what about nuts? (yeah) People erupt, whipped out the nuts, cheers~ Off stage, head up to the dressing room Five cops waiting in my dressing room Goddamn, dude, you blowing up Look at how they beefing up the security (hey) I was like, officers, I'll be okay (ya) One cop said, "Sir, you're under arrest" (ha) I laughed in jest, assumed he was just showing off for his cop friends Opened some Chex Mix Sir, I'm gonna need you to put on these cuffs I'm like, "What?" Sir, you just exposed yourself At an all-ages show nonentheless Wait, you talking 'bout showing nuts? (Sir) That's like a common joke You never pull out a ball with your friends or... (Sir) Never? Sir, please put on these cuffs Wait, stop, no, this is actually happening? (Sir) Wait, this is unfair (Sir!) I'm sorry, I swear! (Sir!) Please hear my out... Sir, you're going to jail I'm like, "Jail?" (i'm like jail) He like, Yeah! I'm like, "Jail?" (i'm like jail) Yeah!
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