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Spare Coochie
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Lil Barnacle
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Shouldn't you be playing outside or something? Yes, hello! I was wondering if you could play that song again? Hmm, which one man? The one that goes: Ayy, ayy Spare coochie? Spare coochie? Spare coochie, ma'am? I'ma put a hole in you, call me Dirty Dan I'ma bust in your ass, not in your hands Me and Krabs gettin' rich, countin' up the bands I'ma try to bust some cheeks, like Sandy But not Sandy, I make her take a plan B She gettin' handsy, she know that I'm the mansy No Weenie Hut Jr's in this b*t*h, 'cause I'm manly Ayy, we chillin' at Salty Splatoon These numbers, they up, like balloon I'm thinkin' they all like my tunes Yeah, this sh*t goin' well so I might have to move Ooh, might just cop me some new glasses, ayy They go so well with my masks Ooh, I'm so handsome, so pretty c*ck not on top, yeah, oh, you silly b*t*h, I'm number one Smitty [?] burger, yeah, [?] your son And I'm on the run Yeah, all of these numbers, this sh*t is so fun Yeah, I flipped the game, just like a tech-deck DolphinBoyz my gang, you gon' respect that Livin' life like Larry, you can't expect that But I did, now I'm pushed to cash some big checks That's a big flex, call her Damn Long Neck I'm wizard castin' these spells, now that's a big hex In a big jet, damn, now my wish let Blowin' it hard like Mrs. Puff in a fish net, ayy Know I got the plan, just like Plankton And I'm smokin' big blue, that's what stankin' What you thinkin'? b*t*h, what you thinkin'? Y'all just ridin' the wave, just like I'm plankin', ayy She blow my d**k, just like a clarinet I'm the best that people ain't never heard yet Lil c*ck stay on top, like a floatie People singin' my songs, like karaoke Best be watchin' your girl, she give me throatie Nah, don't be callin' me bro, I ain't your brodie No, I be pullin' up high, yes, I've been smoking And she do what I say, like hokey pokey Spare cooch? I f**k her in the caboose She rides on my d**k like a Canadian moose And I f**k her dog 'cause it p*ssed on my shoes A c*ck in your ass I'm f**kin' your Gran' and I'm smokin' that grass A c*ck in your ass Like an all star 'cause in her mouth, I smash f**ked a b*t*h in outer space I jack off with mayonnaise Watching Rugrats while I masturbate I'm gonna nut on Tommy Pickles face On his face like a can of mace f**k, it got all over the place She play with my balls, no base Just kidding, I can't even get to first place Me and c*ckPump, you know we boutta pop off Like I'm in an El Paso Walmart She ripped ass on my d**k, now that's a ball fart Then I made her eat a jizz covered poptart I have erectile dysfunction, b*t*h, my d**ks soft When I dive in the pu**y, call me Hasselhoff I'm only watchin' Pornhub when I'm jackin' off And you know I got the gas, like I'm Adolf
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