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Bird f*cker (2007 version)
by
Lemon Demon
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You spend your days bird watching While petting your sap sucker And pelican debauching And goosing some poor clucker The early bird will get the worm If worm is just a cutsie term You're using to describe your sperm, birdf**ker Now when you buy a chicken You don't want to pluck her No, you'd rather stick your d**k in You filthy rubber ducker And in your wettest dream you let An ostrich and an emu peck your neck and double team you, birdf**ker You f**k birds There are no words Except birdf**ker You'd get fowl with an owl You'd make sweet love to a turtle dove You want to screw and c*ckatoo You'd plug your hole with an oriole The common loon is your favorite poon You'd love a swan to c*m upon You'd bury your meat in a parakeet You'd f**k an eagle if it weren't illegal There is no quail you wouldn't nail There is no stork you wouldn't pork You'd spill your sauce on an albatross Let loose your juice on mother goose
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