Correction Lyrics The Butt of the Joke by Kimiko Glenn

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Whoa-oh-oah
Somebody give me a microphone (Please don’t.)
Somebody lend me the stage (Ohhh my gosh...)
I’m here because I hafta make you split you sides with laughter
So glad you let me out of my cage
(Well, you're splitting my sides alright.)

Somebody let me entertain you! (I’m good, I don't need- ugh...)
I’m kinda the comedic holy grail (No, you’re not!)
I didn’t wanna share this
Oh my gosh, I’m so embarrassed!
Well, hello there, So Embarrassed
My name’s Tail! (Ugh.)

You might think that I’m the BUTT of the joke (Cute.)
But I tell ya, when I’m up here, I never choke (Ugh.)
The spotlight isn’t scary
When you’re eyeless, limp, and hairy (What?)
I’m the MANE attraction! Get it?
Have a laugh with me, folks. (Oh-)

Say, I’ve got a joke about paper-
('Mane', I got it.)
-that’s TEAR-ible!
(Oh! That is so bad!)
I got another joke about towels, but it’s a little dry
(Okay. I will chop you off and I’m-)
Say, where do you keep the skeletons locked up?
(Rrrrgh... No! I'm not gonna-! I don't-!)

In a rib cage, eh? Hah- one for the prison crowd!
(Okay... Y'know what? That’s enough. Stop it! Stop it okay?)
Airplane food, am I right?
(What’s that have to do with anythi-!?
That doesn't even make se- ow, ow, ow, ow!
Did you just bite me?)
(Maybe... Could you TAIL?)
(Oh, somebody get me some scissors!)

So now you see-
I don’t mind being the butt of the joke (Ugh.)
Guess this is my life now

I’m just here to provoke, make ya laugh 'til you croak
‘Cause I am...
The butt of the joke!

Thank you so much, folks! I am here all night
You can find me attached to this horse's behind

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