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My Best Friend’s a Skeleton
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Joe Iconis
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I met him on a rainy day I was lost and wand'rin' around I heard him comin' from miles away 'Cause his bones make a ruckus When they hit the ground He said Hi! That set the pace And we talked and talked some more (You talked.) Even though he had no face (Huh?) It didn't matter 'cause we had a rapport My best friend's a skeleton He's a really stand-up guy My best friend's a skeleton We'll be friends 'til the day that we die! That's nice, you say I'm a stand-up guy - Why? - even though though I have terrible scoliosis Oh, c'mon, don't be so hard on yourself. It's not that bad. I mean, you're a great dancer I've been stretching! I can see that. Have you been taking dance cla**es? I've taken some tap because... boy, do my feet really sing on the floor Oh... We pick up chicks, we go to bars And we down our shots in a cinch (*whoosh noise*) We go to cemetaries To watch the stars And we talk about the films Of David Lynch I love him We are of a kindred ilk So we very rarely fight (Haha!) I only get grouchy When he steals my milk (Uh-oh...) Or when it gets cold In the graveyard at night Oh, it's so bone-chilling In the graveyard at night! Alright! My best friend's A skeleton Yes! And his humor's really dry (Knock, knock!) My best friend's a skeleton We'll be friends 'til the day that we die! How do you make a skeleton laugh? Oh, I know this You tickle his funny bone! Heehee! I was about to say that C'mon, do it! Do it! Touch it! Okay, alright Oh, you are so shy People think it makes no sense But we know that it's fine When life gets tough, or too intense I know he's got my back! And he's got mine! And even if there comes a time When my buddy isn't there (Why would you say that?) He'll always be inside of me (*Laughing*) So I'll never Despair! My best friend's a skeleton He hugs me when I cry My best friend's a skeleton We'll be friends 'til the day we die! My best friend's a skeleton He's/I'm a really stand-up guy My best friend's a skeleton And now you know the reasons why We'll be friends 'til the day that we die! 'Til the day that we shrivel up and die! George, I love it that you have skin! I love you, you old bag of bones!
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