Correction Lyrics Sedition by Jerry Bock

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A Twittler with no proof. Sounds like a horrible idea for a musical, no? Or at least a horrible idea for a president. Well, in just a couple of weeks, he won't be anymore! And whether you're happy about it or not, there are rules that must be followed, like my personal rule of not repeating a song I just parodied a few months ago, but you people won't stop f--king DMing me to request it, so here we are. More importantly, you ask, how does a despеrate lame-duck presidеnt and his bootlicking minions with no hope or evidence try to overturn an election they've clearly lost multiple times?

I can tell you in one woyd:

Sedition!

SEDITION!
SEDITION!

(Huh?)
(Look it up.)

SEDITION!
(Gurl.)
SEDITION!
SEDITION!

SEDITION!

LIE-LIE-LIE-LIE
(CRIME!)
LIE-LIE-LIE-LIE
(CRIME!)
HE DENIES THE STUFF HE CAN'T ADMIT!

HE'S ATTACKING
'CAUSE HE'S CRACKING
SHOULDN'T HE BE PACKING UP HIS sh*t?

WHO WOULD ATTEMPT TO RALLY UP A MOB
AND TRY TO STAGE A COUP TO STEAL A FAIR ELECTION
WHO'S SO FAKLEMPT HE COULDN'T HOLD HIS JOB?
HE'S BEGGING LIKE A LITTLE b*t*h!
Oooooh!

THE LOSER!
THE LOSER!

SEDITION!

THE LOSER!
THE LOSER!

SEDITION!

HOW COULD ANYONE DEFEND THE CALLS HE'S MADE?
HIS STRIKES ON FREE DEMOCRACY?
MAYBE THEY WOULD FIN'LLY GROW SOME BALLS IF THEY'D
STOP THINKING ONLY OF THEIR OWN DAMN SELVES!

AMBITION!
AMBITION!

AMBITION!

ELECTION
OBJECTION!

SEDITION!

HE SAYS HE ONLY NEEDS ELEVEN THOUSAND VOTES TO WIN
HE SWEARS THEY STUFFED THE BALLOT BOX
BUT GURL, THEY DIDN'T

DELUSION! (CORRUPTION! CONFUSION! DESTRUCTION!)
SEDITION!

ELECTION! (DECISION! INVASION! DIVISION!)
SEDITION!

THE CONSTITUTION CLEARLY STATES IT'S TIME THAT HE CONCEDE
(Ah-Ah-Ah) (Get out)
MAYBE ONCE THEY LOCK HIM UP, HE'LL FIN'LLY LEARN TO READ
(Where?)

IN PRISON!
IN PRISON!
(Well, I hear they do a nice spread.)
SEDITION!

TRANSITION!
TRANSITION!

SEDITION!

[All previous verses sung simultaneously
With the first verse starting, and the other three entering one measure behind in tandem]
WHO WOULD ATTEMPT, etc
HOW COULD ANYONE DEFEND, etc./HE SAYS HE ONLY NEEDS, etc./THE CONSTITUTION, etc

THE LOSER!
AMBITION!
DELUSION!
TRANSITION!

SEDITION!

SEDITION!
SEDITION!
(There I did it, ya happy?)
SEDITION!

LIE-LIE-LIE-LIE
LIE-LIE-LIE-LIE
LIE-LIE-LIE-LIE
HMMMMMMM...

Without sedition, his lies would be as shady as a Twittler with no proof!

This was a fraudulent elec--

Gurl, bye!

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