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80 Bar Challenge
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Jarv
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This is Redman 80 Bar Challenge Less go Yo, what's poppin', baby? This sh*t is mental Yo mama tried jockin' and caught a buckshot in the temple Ayy, don't sweat it, bro, she love it, it's okay "Oh great, Jarv's goin' back to his old ways" Yeah, back in '08, I was in 8th grade And one fateful day, I received an HJ On the front lawn, out front of my school WHS; I gotta say it was cool Mainly it was cool on account of the location Well, I guess I'd never had an HJ before So that added a certain level of magnification On what could already be considered a rad situation And you know what's also exciting? Few days later was the first time I tried weed My stеp brother gave me a nuggеt and said, "Later" I tried to roll it up with construction paper Plus masking tape, I had to fake the symptoms I wasn't actually baked, the J ripped If ya find scraps of weed on the floor Motherf**ker, what the f**k you gon' do? (Pick it up, pick it up) Bussit, I'm comin' in with the quickness "I'm ill when I'm on the microphone and plus I am delicious" Is what I tell the b*t*hes when I'm tryna kick my game She said, "Who's your favorite MC?" and I did not say 'Cause I don't have to, thotty, it gotta be me I'll get caught with a homicide, how I body the beat I'll devise a calculated attack and before I set it in motion I'm in the mirror like, "Are you talkin' to me?" Peep the steelo, feed me Doritos Plus a rum ham, yung Dan Devito Please stay up out of my comments with that "He don't say nothin' of substance" dumb b*t*h, we know Eat those nuts if you got a nut allergy Make your throat close up and try battling Any MC claiming that they snapping If ya make it up to me, kid I'll still be laughing like "Please, oh please make it stop" Used to claim hip-hop then ya went pop Ya say, "Rap just ain't sellin' like it used to" Quit music and do something useful Maybe you'd be better suited workin' at Mickey D's You'll possibly get a promotion if you stick your neck out Maybe you could get a job at Target stockin' the shelves Or assisting people with the self-checkout Maybe you could do something involving a moving company Facilitating people with the move of a lifetime Or, I don't know, try roofing, anything as long as it Doesn't have to do with you tryna write rhymes I'm fine with the lowdown lifestyle; poverty line skatin' Nate can write rhymes with the best of 'em And they can't take that away Feelin' like a misfit livin' in a static age Pass the plate, I have to say This b*st*rd'll craft raps 'til he pass away And on that day my casket lay at the grave I'll cast a gray sky full of acid rain And drop down on 'em, I be makin' it burn If it isn't a casket, I'm vacatin' an urn And I'll make a return, hair in fresh-laid perm Until that day, it's words I'ma rain on this Earth It's like BLAOW, bring the beat back in I'll complete a heater with ease and then it's peace out, friend I'ma be outro like hipster rap cats Rockin' capri pants and gauchos- you foul bro I douse hoes with the fire hose, blasta On the track, it's blood, sweat, and plasma This c**t'll keep on cussin' 'cause I have to, cousin 'Cause I'm a rude-ass b*st*rd Catch up you slow pokes I wrote about 4,000 raps sittin' upon the throne, so You come kickin' that drivel in my direction You'll be bombarded with bars and your body will twist, bend Breakbeats got me feelin' villainous willin' to Fill any rhytthm with militant multi-syllable killer sh*t If it isn't an innovative way to make a beta play the fader With the brilliance and skill of ill-intent I want no part of it, pardon me, arteries oughta by bustin' I punish under-achievers leavin' 'em beaten and bloodied I studied under the baddest like Muddy Waters Dare Iz a Darkside to rap It's the 80 Bar Challenge
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