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The Mind Of Howard Stern
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Insane Clown Posse
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"Not a moment goes by without someone wondering, 'How did a pair of psychotic serial killers known as the Insane Clown Posse become so wonderfully rich and famous?' Well, here's a word for each ear: Howard Stern. Yes, you're hearing correctly." I'm Violent J, and I'm certified gold Straight millionaire, twenty-five years old Dropped out of school to watch Price is Right And I strangle people at night (Ha ha) Look, everybody knows I'm a killer Twisted murderer, sick drug dealer Or whatever, never try to hide the fact, it's true But Howard Stern's a killer, too Listen, I'm chillin' at the Neck Chop Bar, right Where us killers hang out at night In walks a man I never seen before Take the table by the door Signal for the bartender with a cold look in his face I walk up and say, "Hey, you're in the wrong place Only slaughterers allowed in here, coward" He grabbed my neck and said, "The name is Howard!" "Damn, it's Howard Stern the radio star But this is the murderers only bar Sorry, don't tell me you're a killer, too" He said, "Just between me and you I'm an axe murderer on my off days, hell I only do the radio thing because it pays well" "Wow, damn, I never would've guessed Then what do you say we go choke some necks?" "Yes, yes, once upon a time in the blood zone of Southwest Detroit, mister big shot book movie man was a bad boy. Yes, a bad boy." Together, we killed about fifty Until he got a better job in New York City Good luck, a handshake on the curb About the killer thing, not a word Years go, now I'm trying to make it in music But every line I sing makes the whole world sick There's his face everywhere I turn Billboards, blimps, Stern, Stern, Stern, Stern Damn, he doesn't even know his friends anymore We used to kill people together, oh So I called him - "Hello?" "Suppose I tell the world what I know" "No! Please! Besides, you can't prove it" "I got all the old home movies I can take you down, and you know this" "Ah! What do you want from me?" "Famousness Put us on your big radio show Play my LP and say that you love me" We made a deal, the next day, he did it Went gold the very next minute Now everybody loves ICP Except this f**ker right here! Think he gonna kill- It's all good, but the world may never learn What goes on in the mind of Howard Stern
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