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Dear 2 Dope
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Insane Clown Posse
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"Dear 2 Dope I was wondering if you could help me. I've been involved in a relationship for several years now, and I recently found out that my love had an affair with someone else. Well, I wanna stay with my love, but I feel hurt over this. Could you give me some advice?" Smack that b*t*h right across the lips Boston crab 'til you break her hips Beat that freak in the head with a cinder block Blackin' her eyes, you lunatic-tock 'Cause I really don't gives a f**k Except when I'm tryin' to put her in thе buck sh*t, I ain't said nothin' Somebody left they load in hеr bellybutton How you gonna say you love that When her breath be smellin' like John Doe's nut sack I oughta smack you in your f**king head Should've shot that b*t*h in the back with nothin' said But you nothin' but a pogo Tryin' to fall in love but you can't love a yo-yo She'll run and f**k then come right back Then I greet her at the door with a smack I'm psycho swingin' 'Til you hit her singin' I loved my woman, had another man So I slapped her in the dome with a frying pan "Dear 2 Dope I recently became involved with someone whom I care very much about. He feels we should be having sex now, but I don't know if I'm quite ready for that stage in our relationship. I don't wanna lose him, but I don't know if I'm ready to give myself up yet What do you think?" I think you's a dumb-ass b*t*h In a minute he ain't even gonna want the sh*t You need to shut your stuck-up mouth Cause your pu**y ain't worth the walk to your house I'm tired of these dookie lies You know your dream about his ugly-ass face between your thighs 'Cause you think it feels nice All he wants to do is smack your ass once or twice And make your butt crack jiggle Then stick his little ding-a-ling in the middle (Ooh) I suppose you can wait for a weddin' But ain't nothin' wrong with givin' up a little neden But if you really wanna hold on the coochie At least let him stick his nuts in your booty Or work something else out Like, maybe let him chill with his nuts in your mouth But if not, well thats alright 'Cause he'll just f**k some other b*t*h tonight, yo "Yeah, 2 Dope is the mother f**kin' sh*t, y'all You need some advice? Send it to his ass first class And he'll do you right. You know what I'm sayin? 'Cause b*t*hes be linin' up to juggle his nuts And stick 'em in their butts But only the ugly, fat sewer skanks Be gettin to do the nasty with the mother Shaggy" "Dear 2 Dope Yes, I was wondering, could you please send me some advice on how to enjoy longer-lasting passionate sexual intercourses. Could you please let me in on some of your deepest, darkest secrets. Please, I really wish to know." Roll a pound of chocolate Thai And smoke that sh*t until you die Puffin on the sess (Sess) Takin' off her dress (Dress) Slap her titties up and down Do they bounce? (Yes!) Good! Get some Red Bull And pour it on her bootie hole Did she yell "What the f**k?" (Yes!) You did it right So turn the b*t*h over and punch her in the eye Some b*t*hes like it this way, but I don't know why But some will hit you back; you must watch out for that Cause if you with a gangsta b*t*h, you ain't gettin jack (Aww) How to keep your nut? (Yeah) Well, I got a secret (What is it?) But if I'm tellin' you, you got to promise that you'll keep it (Shh) Get you some Faygo and pour it in a bowl And let your nuts soak in it (What?) Just kiddin' (Oh) And that is all, your lesson for today If you can't get it right, you's a punk-ass b*t*h!
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