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Candyman
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Insane Clown Posse
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"Looking for some special candy, are you?" "You know it." "Perhaps some bad candy? Hmm?" "Hell yeah" "Maybe some of them two shot chew pops? With enough punch to blow rude tops out they poop box?" "Uh huh" "Them cherry-dipped missiles are dandy, man. Who's equipped to get sh*t loads? The candy man!" "Who?" Two scoops, goosebumps, mud stumps, tombstones Fruit juice, loose lumps, fudge chunks, scoop cones I'm the candy man, got your candy, man Get that fanny ready quick, I'll have it handy, man My variety of flavor depends on your paper So if you can afford it, Candy can import it I'm the candy man, got your candy, man Get that fanny ready quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick I gives a sh*t what you crave or how you choose to misbehave Create a f**kin' sex slave or fill your tenth grave Need a Pez dispenser, a Ruger with the sensor Need a box of Red Hots, Glocks with the red dots Come up with the cheddar, I'm runnin' through the dark web Ain't sh*t too hard to get, I'll ship your sweetheart's head If the plastic come apart, the box is comin' dark red Even though a part bled, it's well worth the charge bread You lookin' for them snap cappers or them loud poppers? I'll get you crowd stoppers, or them silent cop droppers Some sh*t that'll breach the vest of ATF coppers Even reach defense in urgent ghetto bird choppers Got them popcorn top uniform heart stoppers Big shop pig pop and f**kin' wig floppers Got them suckers and yuckers and f**kin' truffles and puckers And hip hop for your hots blowin' through you mother f**kers Two scoops, goosebumps, mud stumps, tombstones Fruit juice, loose lumps, fudge chunks, scoop cones I'm the candy man, got your candy, man Get your fanny ready quick, I'll have it handy, man My variety of flavor (Flavor) depends on your paper (Paper) So if you can afford it (Money) Candy can import it (What money?) I'm the candy man, got your candy, man Get your fanny ready quick, I'll have it handy, man *Gulp* It's sticky, yummy, gooey, chewy, tasty, and delicious Here for your darkest, sickest, vicious, twisted wishes Would you like my sugar sticky? Give my d**k a licky I choke b*t*hes while f**kin' them, all bruises, ho, no hickies Try my candy-coated roofies, got them loosies Cosby uses Loose screws, chewy juices, uses, and excuses I got annual manuals, teach you pantyhose strangle holds Got you yankable ankle bolts or your hangable bangables Try my edible deadables, have 'em readably spreadable I got federal medicals, she give head [?] bendable Trinkets and devices, what you think, and be precisive Candy can meet your demands if you can meet with Candy's prices Holla holla holla holla scooby doobie pooper scoop Fresh and fruity, pull up roll-up, hold up, blow up juicy fruit Hoops, loops, fruits, scoops, fudge chunks, poop chutes I double popped them troubled cops and bopped them out they blue boots Two scoops, goosebumps, mud stumps, tombstones Fruit juice, loose lumps, fudge chunks, scoop cones I'm the candy man, got your candy, man Get your fanny ready quick, I'll have it handy, man My variety of flavor (Flavor) depends on your paper (Paper) So if you can afford it (Money) Candy can import it (What money?) I'm the candy man, got your candy, man Get your fanny ready quick, I'll have it handy, man Booger sugar, blue dots, red pops Who gots all and more? The Candyman Power dips, pink chew, sour lips Who's your link to all and more? The Candyman Booger sugar, blue dots, red pops Who gots all and more? The Candyman Power dips, pink chew, sour lips Who's your link to all and more? The Candyman Booger sugar, blue dots, red pops Who gots all and more? The Candyman Power dips, pink chew, sour lips Who's your link to all and more? The Candyman Booger sugar, blue dots, red pops Who gots all and more? The Candyman Power dips, pink chew, sour lips Who's your link to all and more? The Candyman Two scoops, goosebumps, mud stumps, tombstones Fruit juice, loose lumps, fudge chunks, scoop cones I'm the candy man, got your candy, man Get your fanny ready quick, I'll have it handy, man My variety of flavor (Flavor) depends on your paper (Paper) So if you can afford it (Money) Candy can import it (What money?) I'm the candy man, got your candy, man Get your fanny ready quick, I'll have it handy, man
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