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#TalkToFrank II
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I Fucked a Turkey
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Edgy: becoming tense, nervous, or irritable How am I maintaining my relationship status? Grave robbing How did I lose my virginity? Faffing about What's a girl's best friend? Emotions What's the next Happy Meal toy? A micro-pig wearing a tiny raincoat and booties In a thousand years, when paper money is a distant memory, how will we pay for goods and services? The profoundly handicapped What gets better with age? Necrophilia What kept Margaret Thatcher busy in her warning years? Natural male enchantment Why am I sticky? Mouth herpes War, what is it good for? Menstrual rage What's my secret power? Dropping a chandelier on your enemies and riding the rope up Ukulele solo! What am I giving up for lent? Masturbation What are school administrators using to curb rampant teenage pregnancy? Being fat and stupid What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard? A brain tumour What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming? The female orgasm What helps Obama unwind? David Bowie flying in on a tiger made of lightning What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan? The unstoppable tide of Islam What never fails to liven up the party? Child abuse What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner? Poor people What's that smell? The ***** ******** What don't you want to find in your Kung Pao chicken? My genitals Why can't I sleep at night? Crystal meth What's the new fad diet? A super soaker full of cat pee What will always get you laid? Consensual sex As a wise man once said: "There's nothing like a good nut"
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