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Arschersetzer
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Hell Orbs
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She came into the shop, and said "I want to know what the problem is." I said "you don't want to know what the problem is." And she said "I want to know What the problem is So I can get the problem fixed." I said, "you don't want to know What the solution to the problem is and You don't want to know what your problem is." She says, "how do you know that I'm not gonna like it?" I said "I know you're not gonna like it" So she said "Just tell me what it is and I'll tell you if I like it" And I said, "Maybe. Maybe I'll tell you." She said "Why won't you tell me" I said "The problem's your ass." She said "What?" I said "The problem's your ass." She said "WHAT?" I said "The problem's your f*cking ass Your ass is all f*cked up and you got problems with your ass" She said "Why are you saying this to me?" And I said "It's your f*cking problem You're the one with the f*cked up ass." She started to storm out so I said "Wait." She said, "What?" I said "Wait" She said, "What, is this about my ass?" And I said "No. Kind of Your ass is mad f*cked up and you don't want to face the problem." She said "What's your problem?" I said "My problem is that you come in here With a f*cked up ass And you don't want someone to tell you That your ass is f*cked up I don't even know how you got to the bathroom I don't even know how you sit on things When you stand up, where does your ass go? Where was your ass in the first place? Where was your ass in 1969? Where was your ass on 9/11? I thought you said you'd never forget." She said, "I'm leaving." And I said, "Not before you get your official diagnosis Here it is: You're f*cked up and your ass is f*cked up Are you ready for the solution?" She said, "What." And I said, "Here's the solution. Are you ready?" Der Arschersetzer I'm gonna replace your ass I'm gonna replace your ass I'm gonna take it off and replace it I'm the ass replacer. (ass replacer) Ass replacer Ass replacer Ass replacer Ass replacer Ass replacer If you're German Der Arschersetzer Das ist mein Ass replacer Ass replacer Ass replacer She said, "I don't need this." I said, "I need this, this is my job I'm the ass replacer."
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