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Deadpool Christmas Rap
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Gameboy Jones
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Verse 1 (GameboyJones): Better get up off my sh*t list Cross you off as naughty when I'm stopping by for Christmas Slicing through a body now that's what you call a mid drift Where's the mistletoe I wanna give you all a big kiss Coming through the chimney, but don't call me Santa I'm sneaking through your house when you're still inside pajamas Please don't sneak up on me or I'll hit you with the blammer Did I even say a word pardon me I do not grammar I am hammered on this nog when I'm moving through these houses Sleeping like a log when I'm laid up on some couches But then somеbody found me their responsе was so astounding Moral of the story is they should of wore the brown pants Wow man everybody says I'm obnoxious And toxic, colossus says that is nonsense Said I got potential and he really does believe in me So in his Russian accent he said you can do the Christmas Tree Chorus (Rockit Gaming): Santa's peeking in my stall Deck the halls with my big balls It's gonna be a good Deadpool Christmas Spread my cheer like foamy beer Christmas fun comes every year It's gonna be a good Deadpool Christmas
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