Correction Lyrics Coraline vs. Alice in Wonderland by Freshy Kanal

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Rap Battle!
Coraline...
Vs...
Alice...
BEGIN!

I’m late
I’m late!
Years behind in producing
My remake long-awaited

Seems like I landed in a time
Where nightmares are PG-Rated

Coraline’s a horrifying borderline
Rip-off of me so here’s a few pointers

You bit off your design and storyline
Like a walrus chomping on oysters

So let me break fast on the little
Pathetic Hot Topic dresser
Who’s fame passed faster than
Her empty pocketed director

I’m sailing on the ocean
We’re not sitting on the same boat
We all know what happens
To kiddies in yellow raincoats

Holding up a Looking Glass
You’re far out of the picture
Doing it just like your parents
Recognize and ditch ya

But it’s no wonder as you land
Next to the ghost kids
How ironic
You’ve made everybody’s
Hearts stop-motion

Eww, what a messy attitude
Something I normally
Wouldn’t want to confront

But when Coraline
Is at the core of a line
I double up the punches
So let me Tweedle-Dunk
Imma spill the tea
But this isn’t a Disney ride
We’re both falling asleep
When you went over your lines

I’ve been peeking through my stone
And girl, it’s looking kind of spooky
‘Cuz I couldn’t find a soul
That was invested in your movies (Oh!)

Chased the win like a Rabbit
And down you flew
My poem pokes your poker
And the cards are playing you

All your magic potions
Got you trippin’
So much, you fell

I’m the queen
You’re a creepy crawl
Smoking up L’s

Your whole life took a dive, once you moved to Pink Palace
Home turned out like your head: a circus in the attic

So gather your parents
I’m gonna drag ‘em to your end
Letting them push your buttons
Into Stevie Wonder-land

You’ve been gone since like the ’50s
So watch your step
Once you brought in Johnny
You fell to another depth

This chatter’s chapters
Don’t make her a badder rapper

The tracks you spat are a better
Battle matter for a madder hatter

No one could have foresaw
The edgy remakes in your future
It’s like you went from Alice in Wonderland
To Alice Cooper

Time is buttered
I don’t need to paint lines
To make you suffer

Eight bars close the shutter
On another Other Mother

Save it, dollface
Once you’re pushing daisies
You’ll be rose red

I’m ripping manic
On this schizophrenic

Off with all her heads!
(What!?)

One!
Scrap the blackened
Psychology you’re remaining

Two!
The theatres put your fame
Under the basement

Three!
Your whole world’s a snow globe
So why diss more?

You’ve locked the door, Caroline
Be careful what you wish for

(Ugh!)
You could never ever size up
Like even if you think your brand
Would continue to grow

It looks like you totally
Must’ve gone mad (huh?)
Alice in Wonderland Syndrome

‘Cuz your reboots don’t go that far
Alice in the Land of Broken Hearts

Run from your hallucinations
But no dream
Could heal these scars

Who won?
Who's next?
You decide
The next rap battle is on the way

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